:08:01
Because today I'm givin' away
solid gold watches for one dollar each.
:08:05
That's right, my friends.
A solid gold watch for one buck.
:08:08
Remember - all that glitters is not gold.
:08:11
More to be desired
are the judgments of heaven.
:08:14
- Gold is not enough.
- You say it's not enough?
:08:16
All right. Today only,
I include a nailbrush with a solid ivory top.
:08:20
Then, my friends, a built-in genuine
magnetic compass. There you are.
:08:24
When you brush your nails,
do you wonder where you're goin',
:08:28
north, east, south or west?
:08:30
Which way are you going?
Down, down, down, or up to salvation?
:08:34
Come to the mission and find out.
Absolutely free.
:08:37
Absolutely free. The nailbrush is
absolutely free. Don't crowd. Don't push.
:08:41
There's plenty of room for everybody.
:08:43
There's room for everybody
in the kingdom of heaven, too.
:08:46
Now, folks, I don't care
whether you buy it or not, because I'm...
:08:50
Let's pack up.
:08:54
Did you notice how this time a lot of 'em
stayed till halfway through your talk?
:08:58
If we could only sell them
salvation for a buck -
:09:00
solid gold, with an ivory top
and a built-in compass.
:09:04
Sarah, you don't suppose by any chance
those watches could really be solid gold?
:09:08
Uncle Arvide, don't you dare.
:09:11
A solid gold watch for one buck.
:09:19
Harry the Horse!
:09:25
Benny Southstreet! Since when
do ya yell out the name of a person
:09:29
- in the open air full of police?
- It was a friendly impulse. I lost my head.
:09:33
If I do not like you so much
this would now be a fact.
:09:36
- You know Nicely-Nicely Johnson?
- How goes everything?
:09:39
Nicely-nicely, thank you.
:09:44
I have been waitin'
to hear from Nathan Detroit.
:09:46
What will be the location
of his crap game?
:09:48
We don't know yet. Nathan's been lookin'
around, but he is very hard to please.
:09:53
Confidentially, Harry, the heat is on very
hot here, and it is making Nathan sweat.
:09:57
That's too bad. I would dislike
to take my trade elsewhere,