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You know? Uh, no?
:21:05
Well, then, uh...
:21:06
What he's trying to say, lassie, is...
:21:08
Darling is expecting
a wee bairn.
:21:12
- Bairn?
- He means a baby, Miss Lady.
:21:16
Oh. What's a baby?
:21:20
Well, they, they resemble humans.
:21:23
- But I'd say a mite smaller.
- Aye. And they walk on all fours.
:21:28
And if I remember correctly,
they "beller" a lot.
:21:32
Aye. And they're very expensive.
:21:35
You'll not be permitted to play with it.
:21:37
But they're mighty sweet.
:21:40
And very, very soft.
:21:42
Just a cute little bundle...
:21:46
of trouble.
:21:47
Yeah. They scratch, pinch,
pull ears.
:21:50
Aw, but, shucks,
any dog can take that.
:21:53
It's what they do to your happy home.
:21:55
Move it over, will ya, friend?
:21:56
Home wreckers, that's what they are.
:21:58
Look here, laddie!
Who are you to barge in?
:22:00
The voice of experience, buster.
:22:04
Why, just wait till junior gets here.
:22:07
You get the urge for
a nice, comfortable scratch and...
:22:11
"Put that dog out!
He'll get fleas all over the baby."
:22:14
You start barking
at some strange mutt.
:22:19
"Stop that racket!
You'll wake the baby."
:22:21
And then, then they hit you
in the room and board department.
:22:27
Remember those nice, juicy cuts of beef?
:22:32
Forget 'em.
:22:34
Leftover baby food.
:22:36
And that nice, warm bed by the fire?
:22:44
A leaky doghouse.
:22:47
- Oh, dear!
- Do not listen, lassie.
:22:49
- No human is that cruel.
- Of course not, Miss Lady.
:22:53
Why, everybody knows
a dog's best friend...
:22:57
is his human.