:22:00
The voice of experience, buster.
:22:04
Why, just wait till junior gets here.
:22:07
You get the urge for
a nice, comfortable scratch and...
:22:11
"Put that dog out!
He'll get fleas all over the baby."
:22:14
You start barking
at some strange mutt.
:22:19
"Stop that racket!
You'll wake the baby."
:22:21
And then, then they hit you
in the room and board department.
:22:27
Remember those nice, juicy cuts of beef?
:22:32
Forget 'em.
:22:34
Leftover baby food.
:22:36
And that nice, warm bed by the fire?
:22:44
A leaky doghouse.
:22:47
- Oh, dear!
- Do not listen, lassie.
:22:49
- No human is that cruel.
- Of course not, Miss Lady.
:22:53
Why, everybody knows
a dog's best friend...
:22:57
is his human.
:23:00
Oh, come on now, fellas.
:23:03
Oh, you haven't fallen
for that old line now, have ya?
:23:05
Aye, and we've no need for mongrels
and their radical ideas.
:23:10
- Off with ya, now!
Off with ya! Off with ya!
- Okay, Sandy.
:23:13
- The name's Jock.
- Okay, Jock.
:23:14
- Heather Lad O' Glencairn to you!
- Okay, okay, okay!
:23:18
But remember this, pigeon.
A human heart...
:23:20
has only so much room
for love and affection.
:23:23
When a baby moves in...
:23:26
the dog moves out.
:23:34
Now, let's see.
That'll be about...
:23:39
Oh, well.
:23:47
Darling?
There isn't any way we can tell...
:23:50
for sure what it's going to be,
is there?
:23:53
I'm afraid not.
:23:54
Nobody ever knows for certain.
:23:57
All we can do is hope.