:30:03
...the nurse is your department.
:30:04
''She won't know the difference
She won't know the difference''
:30:08
Thanks, Doc.
:30:09
''She'll never know the difference''
:30:12
You won't know the difference,
will you, baby?
:30:15
No, you won't. No, you won't.
:30:18
Thank you, Doc. Thanks, Doug.
:30:21
Gee, you guys are wonderful to me.
:30:22
Don't mention it.
l think you almost deserve it.
:30:25
You do really? Or are you just givin' me
the old needle again?
:30:30
What do you really think of me? Honestly.
:30:38
Frank, l like you.
:30:41
There's no getting around the fact
you're a real likeable guy.
:30:45
-But....
-But what?
:30:47
Well, l also think
you're the most hapless, lazy...
:30:53
...disorganized and, in general,
the most lecherous person...
:30:56
...l've ever known in my life.
:30:57
-l am not!
-You're not what?
:30:59
l'm not disorganized.
:31:01
Have you ever in your life
finished one thing you set out to do?
:31:04
You sleep 16 hours a day.
:31:06
You pretend you want me to improve
your mind, but you've not finished a book...
:31:09
-...l've given you to read.
-l finished God's Little Acre.
:31:11
l didn't give you that.
:31:12
He's been reading God's Little Acre
for over a year now.
:31:16
He's underlined every erotic passage
and added exclamation points.
:31:20
And after a certain pornographic climax
he's inserted the words: ''Well written! ''
:31:26
You're the laundry and morale officer.
l doubt if you've ever seen the laundry!
:31:29
l was down there last week!
:31:30
-And you're scared of the Captain.
-l am not!
:31:33
Then why do you hide in the passageway
every time you see him coming?
:31:36
l am not. l'm scared of myself.
Scared of what l might do to him.
:31:40
What you might do to him!
:31:42
He lies in his sack all day long
and bores me silly...
:31:44
...with great moronic plots
against the Captain.
:31:47
He's never carried out one of them.
:31:48
-l haven't, huh?
-No, Frank, you haven't.
:31:51
Whatever happened to those marbles you
were gonna put in the Captain's overhead...
:31:55
...so they'd roll around all night
and keep him awake?
:31:59
Now you've gone too far!