:09:00
One of them is bound to be
the right boy for you.
:09:03
Yeah, and I wonder
where the poor devil is tonight.
:09:06
One, two...
:09:07
- Im gonna take a shower.
- Okay.
:09:09
Five, six, seven.
:09:15
One, two...
:09:20
The heck with it. Let it spread.
:09:22
When I started shedding my avoirdupois
:09:25
I thought
it would get me somewhere with the boys
:09:27
I went to a gym and got myself slim
:09:30
I went on long hikes, I wore out three bikes
:09:33
And from those masseurs
What beatings I took
:09:37
Yet nobody said
:09:39
How lovely you look
:09:42
- Whatd you say, Ruth?
- I said, Let it spread.
:09:55
What good
:09:57
does it do me to slenderise?
:10:00
Who needs this reducing routine?
:10:04
Slender or stout
:10:06
I am a washout
:10:09
As soon as they see Eileen
:10:14
I long for a young man with tender eyes
:10:18
But my competitions too keen
:10:23
My name is mud
:10:25
Im a real dud
:10:28
As soon as they see Eileen
:10:32
But shes an angel
:10:34
As well as a cutie
:10:37
Her kind of beauty is rare
:10:41
Still I always have found
:10:44
That when she is around
:10:46
Nobody knows that Im there
:10:51
I wish I could dream
:10:54
And philosophise
:10:56
With someone who knows what I mean