:10:00
Who needs this reducing routine?
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Slender or stout
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I am a washout
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As soon as they see Eileen
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I long for a young man with tender eyes
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But my competitions too keen
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My name is mud
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Im a real dud
:10:28
As soon as they see Eileen
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But shes an angel
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As well as a cutie
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Her kind of beauty is rare
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Still I always have found
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That when she is around
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Nobody knows that Im there
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I wish I could dream
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And philosophise
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With someone who knows what I mean
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But what is the use?
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Im a gone goose
:11:05
As soon as they see Eileen
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Im over 20 with plenty of knowledge
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I earned my college degree
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But Im frankly annoyed
:11:21
Tell me, Doctor Freud
:11:23
What is the matter with me?
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Hi.
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Mommy!
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Some night
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Maybe Ill see the starry skies
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With someone who isnt too green
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But with all my desire, Im a flat tyre
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I have the appeal
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Of a fifth wheel
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Im just out of luck
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Im a dead duck