:04:02
Now, you know what to do next time
you lean out of the window?
:04:07
- What's that, Doc?
- 0pen it first. 0ff you go.
:04:12
- What ward have they moved you to?
- Charity.
:04:15
Visitors welcome at supper time?
:04:17
- A doctor's got to do his rounds.
- He certainly has.
:04:22
Next, please.
:04:27
Good afternoon.
What's wrong with you?
:04:30
0ne of your blokes nabbed me
in the street. Told me to come.
:04:34
Really? Yeah, looks like a cyst.
:04:38
Whatever it is,
it's been there a long time.
:04:41
Has it? Yes, they can be nasty.
We'd better cut it out, I think.
:04:46
Here. Sit down.
Sebaceous cyst removal, Nurse.
:04:49
- I say, Sparrow. That's my cyst.
- 0h, is it?
:04:52
I've been looking forward to that.
:04:55
Never mind. There are plenty more.
:04:57
That's not the point.
This is my patient.
:05:00
It's not ethical pinching
people's patients.
:05:03
It's not ethical to prowl around
garbage cans touting for custom.
:05:08
- I don't like your tone.
- Tell the General Medical Council.
:05:11
- Well, really, I must say...
- I don't mind who has the cyst
:05:16
but I've got to get back
to the dustbins at once.
:05:19
I'm handing you to Dr Bingham.
Apparently, he spotted you first.
:05:23
Prepare for the excision, Nurse.
:05:25
And see that your ethics
are sterilised, as well.
:05:31
(Screaming in pain)
:05:34
- Hey, we take our turn, you know.
- What? 0h, er...
:05:37
- We've been waiting half an hour.
- Who does he think he is?
:05:41
- 0h, forgive me. I was told...
- Wait your turn.
:05:44
That's enough.
I saw you sneaking down the row.
:05:48
You won't bleed to death with that.
Where's your treatment card?
:05:51
Card? I'm sorry but what card?
:05:54
There's a board inside the door.
Can't you read?
:05:57
- I can explain...
- No explanations, pop.
:05:59
- Get home and get your card.
- What's going on?