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Up you get.
To the golf course, Seamus.

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Now, then. Have you had any
breakfast, Mr, er...?

:41:10
Benskin. No.
:41:12
Well, take a sup of this.
It's nourishing.

:41:18
Now, then. The examination.
Let me think.

:41:22
Er, what do you know about urea?
:41:25
The chemical substance or my lughole?
:41:28
Either.
:41:30
Well, urea is a soluble crystalline
compound found in the human body.

:41:36
Right!
:41:37
- Really?
- Well, I think so.

:41:40
- Good stuff, this.
- 0h, it's the best.

:41:43
Now, next question.
What do you know of fibrillation?

:41:49
- Fibrillation?
- Fibrillation.

:41:52
- It's a pretty word, isn't it?
- Ah, it is that.

:41:56
- It's a bit of a nerve.
- That's what we've all got!

:41:59
- 0h! 0h, very good.
- I think I'll have some of that.

:42:04
It may improve my swing.
:42:07
Now, then. Next question...
Ah, to blazes. You think of one.

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Well, now...
:42:15
I can think of plenty of questions.
The answers are the problem.

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What do you do in that case, eh?
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- Well, that's quite a question.
- 0h, that's a stiff one.

:42:27
Do you know what I'd do?
Go and call a specialist.

:42:31
Full marks.
Who'd object to that treatment?

:42:34
Make them work instead of sitting
on their... Ah, here we are now.

:42:38
Congratulations. You've passed.
That'll be 50 guineas.

:42:41
I was told it would be. Erm...
:42:45
Ah, thank you.
I'll send your receipt,

:42:48
and, of course, your diploma.
:42:50
This is all quite legal,
I suppose, isn't it?

:42:53
You couldn't be better qualified
if you'd been to Trinity College.


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