:20:03
Police? I want the Commissaire de Police.
:20:05
Ariane, who's being shot?
Where? By whom?
:20:08
What's it got to do with you?
:20:09
Commissaire de Police?
I wish to report a crime.
:20:13
You wish to report a crime?
Yes, Madame, what is the crime?
:20:17
There's a man and a woman
in the Hotel Ritz, Suite 14.
:20:21
"Man and woman, Suite 14, Hotel Ritz."
What is the crime?
:20:26
You don't understand.
The woman is married.
:20:28
I understand. "Hotel Ritz, Suite 14,
man and woman, woman is married."
:20:33
What is the crime?
:20:34
She has a husband,
and he has a gun, a great big gun!
:20:37
Now we are getting somewhere.
He has no permit?
:20:40
No. That's not the point!
:20:42
At 10:00 he's going to break into the room
and shoot!
:20:45
Please, Madame, do not excite yourself.
It is not 10:00 yet.
:20:48
Now, at 10:00, if he does break
into the room, and he does shoot...
:20:51
...and he does not miss,
then you call us again.
:20:54
That'll be too late! You've got to stop him.
:20:56
You must send somebody
up there immediately.
:20:59
Madame, there are 7,000 hotels in Paris,
220,000 hotel rooms...
:21:04
...and on a night like this, I'd say in about...
:21:06
...40,000 of those rooms,
a similar situation....
:21:11
Now really, Madame,
if we were to assign a policeman...
:21:14
...to every one of these situations....
:21:16
No, Madame,
it just staggers the imagination.
:21:18
It would take more
than the entire Paris police force.
:21:21
It would take the fire department,
the sanitation department...
:21:24
...and possibly the Boy Scouts.
:21:26
Certainly, we don't want young boys
in short pants...
:21:29
...involved in situations like this.
:21:38
Ariane! This has gone far enough.
I'm going to drive you home.
:21:45
-Michel.
-I'm sorry. I have no more coins.
:21:48
-No, I want you to take me home.
-That's better.
:21:50
But on the way, could we stop at the Ritz?
:21:53
The Ritz!