1:42:00
Baseball?
1:42:01
-Mickey Mantle's in a slump?
-Shut up!
1:42:03
L'amour.
The tender passion, the sweet poison!
1:42:07
Get lost, will you?
1:42:09
Could it be that charming young lady
I met in your apartment?
1:42:12
No, it couldn't be. She looked so innocent.
1:42:16
Of course, sometimes they fool you.
1:42:18
A girl may look as pure
as freshly fallen snow...
1:42:21
...then suddenly you discover
the footprints of 100 men.
1:42:24
What do you mean, 100 men?
1:42:25
You see, Monsieur,
it's the uncertainty that drives you mad.
1:42:29
I know very well, I was uncertain...
1:42:31
...I was mad, it was terrible.
1:42:33
Now look at me, I'm completely cured.
1:42:37
You're bothering me.
1:42:38
No bother at all, Monsieur. You need help.
1:42:41
I know just the man who can help you.
1:42:43
Wait, let me get the address.
1:43:09
He's the very best man in Paris, Monsieur.
1:43:11
A little expensive perhaps,
but he is very thorough, very discreet.
1:43:14
Look, this is a personal problem.
1:43:16
He will solve it for you,
Monsieur, one way or the other.
1:43:20
Either the young lady is innocent,
in which case everything is fine...
1:43:23
...or she is guilty,
in which case I will sell you my gun...
1:43:26
...at a very reasonable price.
1:43:29
Believe me, Monsieur,
I am putting you in very good hands.
1:43:40
Wait for me.
1:43:57
Do you realize
that in the last three weeks...
1:43:59
...you have washed your hair
exactly 17 times?