Ballada o soldate

- Being transferred?
- No again.

- Then what?
- Home. On leave.

Who do you think you"re kidding?
Come on!

I"m telling the truth.
I knocked out two tanks!

You see, even a signalman--
A signalman. Well, that"s about
average for a signalman, of course.

What did you knock them out with?
A telephone receiver.
It was double-barreled!

You know how it is
with these signalmen?

They walk around,
they see a tank.

First one, then another,
and then into his bag.

I"m serious! When the general
called me to the bunker--

- Soldier, enough already.
- Enough about you talking to the general!

Gimme this.
I"ll prove it to you

What are you doing?
- Look!
- Looks like him!

Direct hit!
Why on earth did you ruin it?
I have a lot more just like it.
Don"t think about it, son.
Everything will work out.
I can"t.
I have a daughter
who just got married