:20:02
On the front? It"s available.
:20:04
It"s available, hero!
:20:06
That reminds me of the soldier
:20:08
who asked a collective farmer
for a glass of water and said,
:20:10
""Lady, give me something to drink.
:20:12
I"m so hungry
that I don"t have a place to sleep.""
:20:16
Exactly!
The story of your life.
:20:23
A good woman.
I can"t forget her.
:20:26
Then why forget about her?
:20:28
After the war, go and marry her.
:20:32
You fool!
She"s already got a husband.
:20:35
- Pockmarked like you?
- No, smooth.
:20:39
Why would she trade
a guy with smooth skin
:20:42
for someone pockmarked like you?
:20:45
How should I know?
Maybe he has some other defect!
:20:54
- Are you accompanying your friend?
- No, I"m by myself.
:20:59
- Are you on a mission?
- No.
:21:00
- Being transferred?
- No again.
:21:03
- Then what?
- Home. On leave.
:21:08
Who do you think you"re kidding?
Come on!
:21:09
I"m telling the truth.
I knocked out two tanks!
:21:13
You see, even a signalman--
:21:15
A signalman. Well, that"s about
average for a signalman, of course.
:21:17
What did you knock them out with?
:21:20
A telephone receiver.
It was double-barreled!
:21:26
You know how it is
with these signalmen?
:21:29
They walk around,
they see a tank.
:21:32
First one, then another,
and then into his bag.
:21:37
I"m serious! When the general
called me to the bunker--
:21:41
- Soldier, enough already.
- Enough about you talking to the general!
:21:47
Gimme this.
I"ll prove it to you
:21:52
What are you doing?
:21:56
- Look!
- Looks like him!
:21:58
Direct hit!