:09:02
- And take your gum.
- Jawohl.
:09:11
Nice to see you again,
Comrade Mishkin. Hey.
:09:14
Ah, Mr MacNamara.
:09:16
Commissar Peripetchikoff,
chairman of our trade commission.
:09:20
And Comrade Borodenko
from the soft-drinks secretariat.
:09:23
Sit down.
:09:25
- Sit down, boys.
- We have no objection.
:09:27
- Cigarettes? Cigars?
- Take one of these.
:09:30
Thanks.
:09:31
- Made in Havana.
- We have trade agreement with Cuba.
:09:34
- Cigars for rockets.
- Good thinking.
:09:37
Comrade Mishkin tells me you are
keen on getting Coca-Cola into Russia.
:09:41
He is totally wrong. I did not say keen.
I said we are mildly interested.
:09:46
Nevertheless.
:09:49
Comrade Mishkin suggested we start with
six bottling plants. Moscow, Leningrad...
:09:56
You guys got cheated.
This is a pretty crummy cigar.
:09:59
Do not worry.
We send them pretty crummy rockets.
:10:07
As I was saying. Six plants.
:10:09
Moscow, Leningrad, Stalingrad,
Kiev, Kharkov and Minsk. Right?
:10:13
Wrong. I never mentioned Minsk.
I said Pinsk.
:10:16
All right. Pinsk is in, Minsk is out. Our
contract will contain the usual provisions.
:10:20
- We supply the syrup, you do the bottling.
- Certainly not. You supply the formula.
:10:26
Forget it. We give it to you, first thing we
know the Chinese communists'll have it.
:10:32
- No formula, no deal.
- OK, no deal.
:10:36
We do not need you. If we want
Coca-Cola, we invent it ourselves.
:10:40
Oh, yeah? In 1956 you flew a bottle of
Coke to a secret laboratory in Sverdlovsk.
:10:45
Your chemists went nuts
trying to analyse the ingredients. Right?
:10:49
No comment.
:10:50
In 1958 you planted two agents
in our home office to steal the formula.
:10:55
What happened? They both defected.
:10:57
Now they're in Florida
packaging instant borscht. Right?