1:11:01
Handsome and from one of Europe's
best families. You'll be crazy about him.
1:11:07
Yes, sir. We'll bring him along to
the airport with us. Happy landing.
1:11:11
Schlemmer.
1:11:12
- What are you up to now?
- You can't fool Daddy that easy.
1:11:16
- I didn't say it'd be easy, but we can try.
- Try what?
1:11:19
To turn this crumbum
into a perfect son-in-law.
1:11:22
We've got three hours and two minutes.
1:11:24
- Oh, I get it. Isn't he clever?
- Schlemmer!
1:11:27
I categorically refuse!
1:11:29
Sorry, sir. I had difficulty
getting out of the girdle.
1:11:32
I want all those people out there
to stand by for orders.
1:11:36
- General alarm. Complete mobilisation.
- Like the good old days! Yes, sir.
1:11:40
I will not be a party to this.
1:11:42
- OK, if you don't love your wife...
- I worship her!
1:11:45
There's nothing I wouldn't do for you,
but I will not compromise my principles.
1:11:49
And I'd do anything for you,
even if we had to starve together.
1:11:53
But we can't ask the baby to starve.
Not at his age.
1:11:56
You're upsetting your wife.
1:11:58
I will not be turned into a capitalist!
1:12:00
Once you are in good standing
I don't care what you do.
1:12:03
You can steal our formula
and square yourself with Moscow.
1:12:06
But at noon today you are going to
look and act like a gentleman.
1:12:16
Everybody at their posts awaiting orders.
1:12:18
First, get a barber and
a manicurist up to the office.
1:12:22
Next, I want my lawyer. Next, I want to
speak to the manager of the Berlin Hilton.
1:12:26
Next, get ahold of that moth-eaten count
from the Café Wien.
1:12:30
- Count von Droste-Schattenburg?
- That's him. I want to see him.
1:12:33
And send Ingeborg in mit pad and pencil.
Schnell machen. One, two, three!
1:12:37
- Jawohl.
- All right, next.
1:12:39
- Clean him up. Over there.
- I've agreed to nothing.
1:12:42
Is it against the party line
to use indoor plumbing?
1:12:45
It won't hurt a bit.
1:12:47
Even if it hurts -
mit the hot water, mit the soap.
1:12:52
- Yes, Mr MacNamara?
- Ready?
1:12:54
Always ready.
1:12:56
First, call Reinhardt and Reinhardt, tailors.
Have them send everything they've got.