One, Two, Three

1:12:00

Once you are in good standing
I don't care what you do.

1:12:03

You can steal our formula
and square yourself with Moscow.

1:12:06

But at noon today you are going to
look and act like a gentleman.

1:12:16

Everybody at their posts awaiting orders.

1:12:18

First, get a barber and
a manicurist up to the office.

1:12:22

Next, I want my lawyer. Next, I want to
speak to the manager of the Berlin Hilton.

1:12:26

Next, get ahold of that moth-eaten count
from the Café Wien.

1:12:30

- Count von Droste-Schattenburg?
- That's him. I want to see him.

1:12:33

And send Ingeborg in mit pad and pencil.
Schnell machen. One, two, three!

1:12:37

- Jawohl.
- All right, next.

1:12:39

- Clean him up. Over there.
- I've agreed to nothing.

1:12:42

Is it against the party line
to use indoor plumbing?

1:12:45

It won't hurt a bit.

1:12:47

Even if it hurts -
mit the hot water, mit the soap.

1:12:52

- Yes, Mr MacNamara?
- Ready?

1:12:54

Always ready.

1:12:56

First, call Reinhardt and Reinhardt, tailors.
Have them send everything they've got.

1:13:01

Single-breasted, three-button, narrow
lapels, dark blue, size... 39 regular.

1:13:06

Next, call Pleschke the haberdasher.
I want shirts:

1:13:08

Broadcloth, plain or tab collars,
size... 151/2/34.

1:13:11

Shorts: Nylon or cotton, size 32.
Socks: French lisle, dark tone, size 111/2.

1:13:16

Ties: Not too wide, not too narrow.
Also, pyjamas, handkerchiefs, etc, etc.

1:13:21

Next have Hochstätter's deliver shoes.
British or Italian, brown or black, size 9B.

1:13:28

Yes, Fritz. No, Fritz. I need you.
Sleepy or not, everybody works today.

1:13:32

Next, call any first-class hatter.
I want an assortment of hats, size 73/.

1:13:38

Correction. After we cut his hair, 71/.

1:13:42

Next, call that store on Tauentzienstraße
for a matched set of men's luggage.

1:13:47

Next, call the Ritz jewellers. I want to see
wedding rings, also engagement rings.

1:13:52

No less than two carats.

1:13:54

Make sure he scrubs behind his ears.

1:13:56

Next, have Kottler's restaurant send up
a seven-course dinner and table setting.