1:24:03
Would you tell me why I was summoned?
1:24:05
Every minute I am away from my post
it costs me two Marks in tips.
1:24:09
OK. How would you
like to become a father?
1:24:12
- At my age?
- I'd like you to adopt a young man.
1:24:15
And the tip is 2,000 Marks.
1:24:18
- Good day, sir.
- Hold on.
1:24:20
Just because I'm reduced to
earning my living in a washroom
1:24:23
does not mean that I am willing to
peddle the dignity of my family name.
1:24:27
We date back to the Second Crusade.
1:24:30
We have one of the oldest bloodlines
in Europe and one of the most inbred.
1:24:34
I am a direct descendant
of Philip the Bleeder.
1:24:37
So your proposition is not only
preposterous, it is highly insulting.
1:24:41
- Make it 10,000.
- I'll give you 3,000.
1:24:44
I come from a long line of bleeders.
1:24:46
- Don't cut the price.
- 4,000.
1:24:48
I will have you know that I'm distantly
related to ex-King Farouk of Egypt.
1:24:52
- 3,500.
- What happened to 4,000?
1:24:54
It's a deal.
1:24:56
Send Piffl in.
1:24:58
For an additional 500 Marks
I will include the family crest.
1:25:02
Cakes of soap in a field of paper towels?
1:25:04
A porcupine, rampant on
a field of fleur-de-lys.
1:25:07
You may also have a photograph
of the Schattenburg Castle.
1:25:10
Unfortunately destroyed during the war.
1:25:13
- American Air Force?
- No, Turkish cavalry. 1683.
1:25:17
You can't just order me around.
Sit there, do this, eat that.
1:25:20
Hold still. I can't get your cuff link in.
1:25:22
- Is this the lucky young man?
- That's him.
1:25:25
- Meet your father.
- My father?
1:25:27
My dear boy. I'm sure you will be
a credit to the family.
1:25:30
It could use a little credit.
1:25:32
- What is this?
- You're being adopted.
1:25:34
Adopted? Just like that,
without even asking me?
1:25:37
This is not only devious, it's unilateral.
1:25:40
- My eye.
- This is your daughter-in-law.
1:25:43
- Gnädige Frau.
- Scarlett!
1:25:45
- I've got something in my eye.
- It's a monocle. Looks cute on you.
1:25:49
A monocle. How sneaky can you get?
1:25:52
Sign the papers
and give this to the cashier.
1:25:54
Thank you.
1:25:56
- What do you think you're doing?
- It's on the house.
1:25:59
Goodbye, my son.