1:26:02
I want you kids to memorise
your new name.
1:26:05
You are the Count and Countess
von Droste-Schattenburg.
1:26:08
- Count?
- So everyone has to curtsy to me.
1:26:11
- Except maybe Grace Kelly.
- Nobody will curtsy to you.
1:26:14
I refuse to join the aristocracy.
They're all leeches, bleeding the masses.
1:26:19
Not the von Droste-Schattenburgs.
They bleed themselves.
1:26:22
Get him dressed. And now he has a name,
there are some things I want him to sign.
1:26:26
- What things?
- I'm turning over my limousine to you.
1:26:29
- All I want is my motorcycle back.
- Can't have a countess in a sidecar.
1:26:33
- Where would we put the baby?
- And have him fill out these.
1:26:36
Golf club, Diners Club,
Book-of-the-Month Club...
1:26:39
- I will sign nothing, I will join nothing.
- But it's the American way of life.
1:26:43
Unemployment, discrimination,
gangsterism, juvenile delinquency...
1:26:49
But under our new 20-year plan
we will catch up with you.
1:26:52
Lots of luck.
1:26:54
Ingeborg, get the manager of the bottling
plant up here and find me a sign painter.
1:27:00
What MPs?
1:27:09
- What can I do for you?
- You the head man?
1:27:11
- That's me.
- We had a report.
1:27:13
You got a female employee
who's an enemy agent.
1:27:16
Enemy agent?
1:27:17
What would you call a dame with
"Yankee go home" tattooed on her chest?
1:27:20
- Somebody's pulling your leg.
- Maybe, maybe not.
1:27:23
- Mind if we look around?
- Be my guest.
1:27:25
Oh. OK, buster.
1:27:28
Let's go.
1:27:32
You sent for me?
1:27:33
As manager of the bottling plant
you always need more help.
1:27:36
- Yes, sir.
- Cheer up. You're getting an assistant.
1:27:39
- Who?
- You.
1:27:41
The new manager
is Otto von Droste-Schattenburg.
1:27:43
- I refuse.
- Your pay will be higher.
1:27:46
- I accept.
- Into the conference room.
1:27:48
You've got 15 minutes to teach
this guy everything you know.
1:27:52
- I can't thank you enough.
- Out.
1:27:54
Bertha, let me talk to Mrs MacNamara.
1:27:56
She left? Mit die Kinder?
Where did they go?