1:33:00
- "Go West, young man. "
- What happened to your pals?
1:33:04
I snitched Borodenko's secret police
badge and had them both arrested.
1:33:09
You betrayed your own comrades?
1:33:11
If I don't do it to them, they do it to me.
1:33:13
- Is old Russian proverb.
- You're worse than he is.
1:33:17
Look, my young friend, what do you
think Khrushchev did to Malenkov?
1:33:22
What do you think Stalin did to Trotsky?
1:33:24
- Is everybody in this world corrupt?
- I don't know everybody.
1:33:27
Maybe we should liquidate
the human race and start all over again.
1:33:31
Look, kid, any world
that can produce the Taj Mahal,
1:33:35
William Shakespeare and
striped toothpaste can't be all bad.
1:33:40
- The trousers. Try them on.
- Take him with you.
1:33:43
From now on I fight alone.
Piffl against everybody and everything!
1:33:47
See what I'm up against?
He can't even remember his own name.
1:33:51
- To get back to me...
- Do you want money?
1:33:53
Certainly not. I will be rich man now.
Remember the Swiss cheese?
1:33:57
- What about it?
- I have tremendous scheme.
1:33:59
I will trade it for sauerkraut.
1:34:01
I will silver-plate the sauerkraut and sell it
in the US for Christmas-tree decorations.
1:34:05
- You're a cinch.
- But for this I need secretary.
1:34:08
- And you promised me blonde lady.
- You came at the right time.
1:34:11
I'm moving to London anyway. But I don't
know how to break the news to her.
1:34:17
Ingeborg.
1:34:18
It's not going to be easy.
She's crazy about me.
1:34:21
- Yes?
- A classified ad to run in all papers.
1:34:24
International businessman, overweight
but cute, needs executive secretary.
1:34:29
Fringe benefits include extensive travel,
wardrobe allowance, retirement plan...
1:34:35
- I'll take the job.
- You got it.
1:34:37
Goodbye, good luck.
1:34:39
- And what about Tempelhof?
- Oh. The plane will be ten minutes early.
1:34:43
That's a hell of a way to run an airline.
Planes are supposed to be late, not early.
1:34:50
I never want to see him again.
I never want to speak to him.
1:34:55
- I want a divorce.
- What's the matter now?
1:34:58
He doesn't want the baby. He says no one
should bring children into such a world.