1:32:00
Yes, Mr MacNamara.
1:32:05
Tempelhof?
Pan American Auskunft, bitte.
1:32:11
Soft-drinks slaves of the world, arise.
1:32:14
Smash those bottles,
pour that syrup down the sewers.
1:32:17
- Remember me?
- Commissar Peripetchikoff. Well, well.
1:32:20
- Well is the one thing I am not.
- You are a Russian commissar?
1:32:24
- You have made fool of me.
- He fooled me too.
1:32:27
You must help me and my wife
get into the Soviet Zone.
1:32:30
- There may be a little problem.
- Yeah, everybody's coming this way.
1:32:35
You want to fight all that traffic?
1:32:37
I'm a Party member.
Paid up till December.
1:32:39
They need me. I'm a missile scientist.
1:32:41
That is one field
where we're ahead of America.
1:32:44
In Cape Canaveral if missile goes wrong,
they press button and pow! It blows up.
1:32:49
- But in Russia we have two buttons.
- Two buttons!
1:32:52
One to blow up missile,
one to blow up scientist.
1:32:55
- What kind of a commissar are you?
- An ex-commissar.
1:32:58
- You've defected?
- Is old Russian proverb.
1:33:00
- "Go West, young man. "
- What happened to your pals?
1:33:04
I snitched Borodenko's secret police
badge and had them both arrested.
1:33:09
You betrayed your own comrades?
1:33:11
If I don't do it to them, they do it to me.
1:33:13
- Is old Russian proverb.
- You're worse than he is.
1:33:17
Look, my young friend, what do you
think Khrushchev did to Malenkov?
1:33:22
What do you think Stalin did to Trotsky?
1:33:24
- Is everybody in this world corrupt?
- I don't know everybody.
1:33:27
Maybe we should liquidate
the human race and start all over again.
1:33:31
Look, kid, any world
that can produce the Taj Mahal,
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William Shakespeare and
striped toothpaste can't be all bad.
1:33:40
- The trousers. Try them on.
- Take him with you.
1:33:43
From now on I fight alone.
Piffl against everybody and everything!
1:33:47
See what I'm up against?
He can't even remember his own name.
1:33:51
- To get back to me...
- Do you want money?
1:33:53
Certainly not. I will be rich man now.
Remember the Swiss cheese?
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- What about it?
- I have tremendous scheme.
1:33:59
I will trade it for sauerkraut.