1:31:01
- So what's wrong, Sarge?
- Fellas, you won't believe this.
1:31:05
But one of them is yellow.
One of them is green.
1:31:08
Take me away.
1:31:16
For the entrée: Venison and hominy grits.
1:31:19
How do I know where you get grits?
Try the army PX.
1:31:22
For dessert: Peaches
flambées à la Hazeltine.
1:31:24
Wine: King-size Coca-Cola in ice buckets.
1:31:27
On the table: The von Droste-Schattenburg
coat of arms with crossed flags.
1:31:32
Music: "Dixie",
"Waiting For The Robert E Lee".
1:31:35
But not, I repeat not,
"Marching Through Georgia".
1:31:38
Do you really want to make me the boss?
1:31:40
It's a must. So your father-in-law
won't think you're just a titled beatnik.
1:31:44
- I'm going to like this job.
- About time you cooperated.
1:31:47
Know what the first thing is I'll do?
1:31:49
- I'm going to lead the workers in revolt!
- Put your pants on, Spartacus.
1:31:56
Call the airport and find out if the
12 o'clock plane from London is on time.
1:32:00
Yes, Mr MacNamara.
1:32:05
Tempelhof?
Pan American Auskunft, bitte.
1:32:11
Soft-drinks slaves of the world, arise.
1:32:14
Smash those bottles,
pour that syrup down the sewers.
1:32:17
- Remember me?
- Commissar Peripetchikoff. Well, well.
1:32:20
- Well is the one thing I am not.
- You are a Russian commissar?
1:32:24
- You have made fool of me.
- He fooled me too.
1:32:27
You must help me and my wife
get into the Soviet Zone.
1:32:30
- There may be a little problem.
- Yeah, everybody's coming this way.
1:32:35
You want to fight all that traffic?
1:32:37
I'm a Party member.
Paid up till December.
1:32:39
They need me. I'm a missile scientist.
1:32:41
That is one field
where we're ahead of America.
1:32:44
In Cape Canaveral if missile goes wrong,
they press button and pow! It blows up.
1:32:49
- But in Russia we have two buttons.
- Two buttons!
1:32:52
One to blow up missile,
one to blow up scientist.
1:32:55
- What kind of a commissar are you?
- An ex-commissar.
1:32:58
- You've defected?
- Is old Russian proverb.