1:30:01
- We're behind schedule.
- Yes, sir.
1:30:03
Manfred, I'd like to arrange a banquet.
1:30:06
The von Droste-Schattenburgs
honouring the Wendell P Hazeltines.
1:30:11
You got a polka-dot dress?
1:30:13
Fräulein, haben Sie eine tattoo
on your... Glockenspiel?
1:30:36
- Any broads working in this office?
- No, sir. Just me.
1:30:39
Look, polka dots. It fits the description.
1:30:42
- Whose dress is that?
- I don't know.
1:30:44
We'd better check it out.
1:30:49
Corporal, I'm relieving myself of duty.
Turn me in for psychiatric observation.
1:30:54
- What's the matter?
- She's in there all right.
1:30:57
I saw her. Naked as a jaybird.
1:30:59
Has she got the tattoo on her chest?
1:31:01
- So what's wrong, Sarge?
- Fellas, you won't believe this.
1:31:05
But one of them is yellow.
One of them is green.
1:31:08
Take me away.
1:31:16
For the entrée: Venison and hominy grits.
1:31:19
How do I know where you get grits?
Try the army PX.
1:31:22
For dessert: Peaches
flambées à la Hazeltine.
1:31:24
Wine: King-size Coca-Cola in ice buckets.
1:31:27
On the table: The von Droste-Schattenburg
coat of arms with crossed flags.
1:31:32
Music: "Dixie",
"Waiting For The Robert E Lee".
1:31:35
But not, I repeat not,
"Marching Through Georgia".
1:31:38
Do you really want to make me the boss?
1:31:40
It's a must. So your father-in-law
won't think you're just a titled beatnik.
1:31:44
- I'm going to like this job.
- About time you cooperated.
1:31:47
Know what the first thing is I'll do?
1:31:49
- I'm going to lead the workers in revolt!
- Put your pants on, Spartacus.
1:31:56
Call the airport and find out if the
12 o'clock plane from London is on time.