:35:01
What?
:35:02
As chairman Khrushchev said...
:35:03
on the 40th anniversary
of the revolution...
:35:05
To hell with the revolution
and to hell with Khrushchev!
:35:10
The hell with Frank Sinatra.
:35:13
Oh, it's gonna be
a real clambake...
:35:14
when your folks
get here tomorrow.
:35:16
How are we gonna explain this?
:35:18
That's your problem
because I won't be here.
:35:21
What do you mean,
you won't be here?
:35:23
Tonight, my wife and I
are leaving for Moscow.
:35:25
Moscow?
:35:27
That's what I came to tell you.
He's got a scholarship...
:35:30
to the People's
Technological Institute.
:35:32
He's studying to be
a missile engineer.
:35:34
Soviet missiles...
:35:37
Venus!
:35:39
American missiles...
:35:41
Miami Beach.
:35:45
So you just tell Daddy
I'm on my way to the U.S.S.R.
:35:50
That's short for Russia.
:35:54
Are you out of your
seventeen-year-old mind?
:35:57
Russia's to get out of,
not to get into.
:35:58
Where Otto goes, I go!
:35:59
You just try to stop us.
:36:01
Can you talk to your wife?
:36:03
Well, I certainly
can't talk to them.
:36:05
On this phone.
:36:08
Hello? Yes, dear.
:36:10
Mac, hold everything.
:36:11
I bet I know
what happened to Scarlett.
:36:13
Lucky Pierre
must be back in town.
:36:15
It's not Lucky Pierre.
It's Crazy Otto.
:36:18
Are you ready for this?
:36:19
She's married. That's right.
:36:22
She got herself an ever-loving,
curly-haired...
:36:24
card-carrying husband.
:36:27
She married a Communist?
:36:29
This is gonna be the biggest
thing to hit Atlanta...
:36:32
since General Sherman
threw that little barbecue.
:36:35
No, I don't think it's funny.
:36:37
They're gonna live in Moscow?
Now, that's funny.
:36:40
Yeah, hysterical,
but what can I do...
:36:43
go fight the Kremlin?
:36:44
I can't stop them.
:36:45
They're young,
they're in love...
:36:47
and we're a dead herring
in the moonlight...
:36:49
so who am I to stand in the way
of a happy Socialist marriage?
:36:53
Oh, come off it, Mac.
I know you.
:36:55
You've got something
up your sleeve.
:36:57
I wouldn't be surprised. Bye.