1:06:07
You!
1:06:09
I should take that
wedding present...
1:06:11
and break it over your head.
1:06:12
That's gratitude after all
the trouble I went through...
1:06:14
to get you out of jail.
1:06:15
- You got me into jail!
- So we're even.
1:06:16
You know, yesterday, when you
didn't show up, I fainted.
1:06:19
It's all his fault.
1:06:21
Well, not entirely.
1:06:22
Don't you want to hear
what the doctor said?
1:06:24
Get him some coffee.
He's gonna need it.
1:06:25
From you,
I don't need anything.
1:06:26
I'm gonna have a baby.
1:06:28
If my wife wasn't here...
1:06:29
and if she wasn't gonna
have a baby...
1:06:31
- What?
- That's right.
1:06:33
Liebchen!
1:06:38
Just what the world needs...
another bouncing baby Bolshevik.
1:06:43
I was so afraid
you wouldn't want it.
1:06:45
You little fool.
I want dozens!
1:06:46
So do I.
1:06:47
So does the Party.
They encourage it.
1:06:49
We must out produce the West!
1:06:51
I hear they got a new plan now.
1:06:53
Instead of one woman taking
nine months to have a baby...
1:06:54
they're gonna put nine women
to work on it...
1:06:56
and do it in one month.
1:06:57
The minute
we arrive in Moscow...
1:06:58
we must get
on the waiting list...
1:06:59
for the People's
Maternity Ward...
1:07:01
and the People's Obstetrician.
1:07:02
No. I'd like to fly over
my own doctor from Atlanta...
1:07:05
and my own nurse
and my governess.
1:07:07
What for?
1:07:08
The State takes care
of everything!
1:07:10
At the age of six months,
the baby will be enrolled...
1:07:12
in the People's
Nursery School.
1:07:13
We will have visiting rights
every other Sunday.
1:07:16
Every other Sunday?
1:07:17
You can bring him some pabulum
with a file in it.
1:07:20
Imperialist stooge!
1:07:23
And of course,
we'll see him on May Day.
1:07:25
He'll be marching by
in the parade.
1:07:27
We can wave to him.
1:07:29
You can also wave to him
on Lenin's birthday...
1:07:31
and on Yuri Gagarin's birthday.
1:07:33
That kid will be parading
all the time.
1:07:34
Well, at least
it'll keep him off the streets.
1:07:37
The tickets.
Where are the tickets?
1:07:39
We must find out when the next
train leaves for Moscow.
1:07:42
Forget it, Piffl.
You're not going to Moscow.
1:07:45
You can't even
get back to East Berlin.
1:07:47
Why not?
1:07:48
Because you're an American spy.
1:07:50
Who said so?
1:07:51
You did.
1:07:52
Don't you remember last night
at the police station?
1:07:53
You signed a confession...
an amerikanischer Spion.
1:07:57
Nein.
1:07:59
Ja!