1:07:01
and the People's Obstetrician.
1:07:02
No. I'd like to fly over
my own doctor from Atlanta...
1:07:05
and my own nurse
and my governess.
1:07:07
What for?
1:07:08
The State takes care
of everything!
1:07:10
At the age of six months,
the baby will be enrolled...
1:07:12
in the People's
Nursery School.
1:07:13
We will have visiting rights
every other Sunday.
1:07:16
Every other Sunday?
1:07:17
You can bring him some pabulum
with a file in it.
1:07:20
Imperialist stooge!
1:07:23
And of course,
we'll see him on May Day.
1:07:25
He'll be marching by
in the parade.
1:07:27
We can wave to him.
1:07:29
You can also wave to him
on Lenin's birthday...
1:07:31
and on Yuri Gagarin's birthday.
1:07:33
That kid will be parading
all the time.
1:07:34
Well, at least
it'll keep him off the streets.
1:07:37
The tickets.
Where are the tickets?
1:07:39
We must find out when the next
train leaves for Moscow.
1:07:42
Forget it, Piffl.
You're not going to Moscow.
1:07:45
You can't even
get back to East Berlin.
1:07:47
Why not?
1:07:48
Because you're an American spy.
1:07:50
Who said so?
1:07:51
You did.
1:07:52
Don't you remember last night
at the police station?
1:07:53
You signed a confession...
an amerikanischer Spion.
1:07:57
Nein.
1:07:59
Ja!
1:08:01
Isn't that thrilling?
1:08:02
Darling, why didn't you tell me?
1:08:04
But I'm...
1:08:05
I'm not a spy! It's not true!
1:08:06
Makes you think, doesn't it...
1:08:07
about all those other
confessions they get?
1:08:09
Another hour,
and they'd have had you...
1:08:10
confessing to
germ warfare in Laos.
1:08:13
You did this to me.
1:08:14
You mean I gave you
the third degree?
1:08:15
Or was it your Communist chums?
1:08:17
You will come with me.
1:08:17
You will tell them
it was a trick.
1:08:19
You think they'd believe me,
an imperialist stooge?
1:08:22
I shall kill you!
1:08:23
Take it easy, kid,
or you'll wind up...
1:08:24
in the People's
Emergency Hospital.
1:08:28
Otto, darling, what are we
gonna call the baby?
1:08:37
My dress!
What did you do to my dress?
1:08:41
Schlemmer.
1:08:42
Yes, sir.
1:08:43
I'm sorry I didn't
shave this morning.
1:08:45
Look at my dress. It's ruined.
1:08:46
You have any trouble
getting out of East Berlin?
1:08:48
No, but I had a little trouble
in West Berlin.
1:08:50
I was picked up by
an American soldier in a Jeep.
1:08:52
He was very fresh...
1:08:53
wanted to take my picture
for something called "Playboy"?
1:08:56
Get out of those silly clothes.
We've got a lot of work to do.
1:08:58
Yes, sir.
If I can have my suit.
1:08:59
It's in your office.