1:12:00
Once you are a son-in-law
in good standing...
1:12:02
I don't care what you do.
1:12:03
You can steal
the formula to Coca-Cola...
1:12:05
and square yourself with Moscow.
But at noon today...
1:12:08
you are going to look and act
like a gentleman!
1:12:16
Everybody at their posts
awaiting orders.
1:12:19
Here we go. Get a barber
and a manicurist...
1:12:21
up to the office.
1:12:22
Call my lawyer.
I want him here immediately.
1:12:24
I want to speak to the manager
of the Berlin Hilton.
1:12:26
Get ahold of what's-his-name...
that moth-eaten count...
1:12:28
that used to hang around
at the Cafe Wien.
1:12:30
Count von Droste-Schattenburg?
1:12:31
That's the one.
I want to see him right away.
1:12:33
And send Ingeborg in here
with pad and pencil.
1:12:35
- Yes, sir.
- Schnellmachen. 1, 2, 3!
1:12:37
- Ja!
- All right.
1:12:39
Next, we'd better
start cleaning him up.
1:12:40
- Over there.
- I've agreed to nothing!
1:12:42
Is it against the party line
to use indoor plumbing?
1:12:45
Come on, darling.
It won't hurt a bit.
1:12:47
Even if it hurts,
mit the hot water mit the soap.
1:12:52
- Yes, Mr. MacNamara.
- Ready?
1:12:54
Always ready.
1:12:56
Call Reinhardt and Reinhardt
custom tailors.
1:12:59
Have them send up everything
they've got in their shop...
1:13:00
single-breasted, three-buttoned,
narrow lapels,
1:13:03
medium-gray to dark blue,
size thirty-nine regular.
1:13:05
Call Pleschke the haberdasher.
I want to see some shirts.
1:13:08
Broadcloth, plain or tab collar,
size 151/2, 34.
1:13:12
Shorts... nylon or cotton,
size thirty-two.
1:13:14
Socks... French lisle,
dark-toned, size 111/2.
1:13:16
Ties... not too wide,
not too narrow, not too fancy.
1:13:18
Also, pajamas, handkerchiefs...
1:13:19
cuff links, suspenders,
et cetera, et cetera.
1:13:21
Next, call Hochstaetter's.
Have them deliver shoes...
1:13:23
British or Italian models,
brown and black, size 9B.
1:13:28
Yes, Fritz.
1:13:29
No, Fritz. I need you.
1:13:30
Sleepy or not sleepy,
everybody works today.
1:13:32
Next, call
any first-class hatter.
1:13:34
I want an assortment of hats...
1:13:36
no porkpies, none of that
Tyrolean jazz, size 73/8.
1:13:39
Correction...
after we cut his hair, 71/8.
1:13:42
Next, call that department store
on Tauenzienstrasse.
1:13:44
Have them bring up a matched set
of men's luggage...
1:13:46
cowhide or pigskin.
1:13:47
Next, call the Ritz jewelers.
1:13:48
I want to see a selection
of gold wedding rings.
1:13:50
Also engagement rings...
diamond solitaire...
1:13:52
no less than two carats,
no more than four.
1:13:54
Make sure he scrubs
behind his ears.
1:13:56
Next, call
Kottler's Restaurant.
1:13:57
Have them send up one
deluxe seven-course dinner...
1:13:58
and one complete table setting.