1:23:02
Why can't I have my chicken?
1:23:04
- Luggage.
- OK. Fill those up...
1:23:06
and take them over to
the bridal suite at the Hilton.
1:23:07
You want initials on the bags?
1:23:09
Initials? He doesn't
even have a name yet.
1:23:10
No!
1:23:12
He's right, darling.
Always white wine with chicken.
1:23:16
Out of a glass, stupid.
1:23:18
Yeah, you know everything.
1:23:20
Which wine to drink,
which fork to use for fish...
1:23:23
which knife to stab the
proletariat in the back with.
1:23:25
How would you like
a little fruit for dessert?
1:23:28
The Count is waiting
in the office.
1:23:30
All right.
Scarlett, keep working on him.
1:23:31
Here, darling.
Use the finger bowl.
1:23:33
No, no. Don't pack
his old clothes.
1:23:35
What shall we do with them?
1:23:36
Burn them, but first
have them disinfected.
1:23:38
Wait a minute!
1:23:39
My party membership book
is in there.
1:23:40
I'm paid up till December.
1:23:55
Sitzen machen.
1:23:56
Hello there.
1:23:58
Waldemar
von Droste-Schattenburg.
1:24:00
MacNamara
von Omaha, Nebraska.
1:24:03
Would you mind telling me
why I was summoned here?
1:24:06
Because every minute
I am away from my post...
1:24:07
it costs me two marks in tips.
1:24:09
OK. I'll lay it on the line.
1:24:10
How would you like
to become a father?
1:24:12
At my age?
1:24:13
There's a young man
I'd like you to adopt.
1:24:15
And the tip is
two thousand marks.
1:24:17
- Good day, sir.
- Hold on there, Count.
1:24:19
Just because I am reduced...
1:24:21
to earning
my living in a washroom...
1:24:23
does not mean that
I'm willing to peddle...
1:24:24
the honor and dignity
of my family name.
1:24:27
The von Droste-Schattenburgs
date back to the Second Crusade.
1:24:30
We have one of the oldest
bloodlines in Europe...
1:24:32
and one of the most inbred.
1:24:34
I am a direct descendant
of Philip the Bleeder.
1:24:36
So your proposition
is not only preposterous...
1:24:39
it is highly insulting.
1:24:41
- Make it ten thousand marks.
- I'll give you three thousand.
1:24:43
I just told you I come from
a long line of bleeders...
1:24:46
so don't cut the price.
1:24:47
Four thousand.
1:24:48
I will have you know...
1:24:49
that I am distantly related
to ex-King Farouk of Egypt.
1:24:52
Thirty-five hundred.
1:24:53
What happened to four thousand?
1:24:54
It's a deal.
1:24:56
Ingeborg, send Piffl in here.
1:24:57
For an additional 500 marks,
I will include the family crest.