1:33:02
What happened to your pals
Mishkin and Borodenko?
1:33:04
In ambulance on the way
from Brandenburg Gate...
1:33:05
I snitched Borodenko's
Secret Police badge...
1:33:07
and had them both arrested.
1:33:08
You betrayed your own comrades?
1:33:10
If I don't do it to them,
they do it to me.
1:33:13
Is old Russian proverb.
1:33:15
You're worse than he is.
1:33:16
Look, my young friend.
1:33:18
I don't want
to be name-dropper...
1:33:19
but what do you think
Khrushchev did to Malenkov?
1:33:21
What do you think
Stalin did to Trotsky?
1:33:24
Is everybody
in this world corrupt?
1:33:26
I don't know everybody.
1:33:27
Maybe we should liquidate
the whole human race...
1:33:29
and start all over again.
1:33:31
Look at it this way, kid.
1:33:32
Any world that can
produce the Taj Mahal...
1:33:35
William Shakespeare,
and striped toothpaste...
1:33:37
can't be all bad.
1:33:40
The trousers,
you can try them on.
1:33:42
Take him with you.
1:33:42
From now on, I fight alone.
1:33:44
It's Piffl against
everybody and everything!
1:33:47
See what I'm up against?
1:33:49
He can't even
remember his own name.
1:33:50
Get back to me...
1:33:52
What do you want... money?
1:33:53
Certainly not.
I will be rich man now.
1:33:55
You remember those
twenty carloads of Swiss cheese?
1:33:57
- What about them?
- I have tremendous scheme.
1:33:59
I will trade them for
twenty carloads of sauerkraut...
1:34:01
then I will silver-plate
the sauerkraut...
1:34:02
and sell it
in the United States...
1:34:04
for Christmas tree decorations.
1:34:05
You're a cinch.
1:34:06
But I need bilingual secretary,
and you promised me blond lady.
1:34:10
You came at the right time...
1:34:11
because I'm moving
to London anyway.
1:34:13
I don't know how to
break the news to her.
1:34:16
Ingeborg!
1:34:18
It's not going to be easy.
She's crazy about me.
1:34:21
Yes, Mr. MacNamara.
1:34:21
A classified ad
to run in all papers.
1:34:24
International businessman...
overweight but cute...
1:34:27
needs executive secretary.
1:34:29
Fringe benefits include
extensive travel...
1:34:32
large wardrobe allowance,
liberal retirement plan...
1:34:35
I take the job.
1:34:36
You've got it.
1:34:37
Good-bye. Good luck.
1:34:39
And what about that
call to Templehof?
1:34:41
The plane will be
ten minutes early.
1:34:42
10 minutes early?
1:34:43
That's a hell of a way
to run an airline.
1:34:45
Planes are supposed
to be late, not early.
1:34:49
Oh, I never
want to see him again.
1:34:52
I never want to speak to him.
1:34:55
I want a divorce.
1:34:56
What's the matter now?
1:34:58
He doesn't want the baby.
1:34:59
He says nobody
should bring children...