1:32:00
Yes, Mr. MacNamara.
1:32:11
Soft drink slaves
of the world arise!
1:32:14
Smash those bottles...
1:32:15
pour that syrup
down the sewers...
1:32:17
- Remember me?
- Commissar Peripetchikoff.
1:32:19
Well.
1:32:21
Well is the one thing
I am not.
1:32:22
You are
a Russian commissar?
1:32:23
For the last time,
you have made fool of me!
1:32:26
He fooled me, too.
Listen, Commissar...
1:32:28
you must help me and my wife
get into the Soviet Zone.
1:32:30
There may be a little problem.
1:32:31
Yeah, everybody's
coming this way.
1:32:33
Fifteen hundred people a day.
1:32:35
You want to fight
all that traffic?
1:32:36
I'm a party member,
paid up till December.
1:32:39
They need me there.
I'm a missile scientist.
1:32:41
Ah, that is one field
where we're ahead of America.
1:32:44
In Cape Canaveral,
if missile goes wrong...
1:32:46
they press
special button and pow!
1:32:48
It blows up...
1:32:49
but in Russia,
we have two buttons.
1:32:51
Two buttons!
1:32:52
One to blow up missile,
one to blow up scientist.
1:32:55
What kind of
a commissar are you?
1:32:56
An ex-commissar.
1:32:57
You've defected?
1:32:59
Is old Russian proverb...
go west, young man.
1:33:02
What happened to your pals
Mishkin and Borodenko?
1:33:04
In ambulance on the way
from Brandenburg Gate...
1:33:05
I snitched Borodenko's
Secret Police badge...
1:33:07
and had them both arrested.
1:33:08
You betrayed your own comrades?
1:33:10
If I don't do it to them,
they do it to me.
1:33:13
Is old Russian proverb.
1:33:15
You're worse than he is.
1:33:16
Look, my young friend.
1:33:18
I don't want
to be name-dropper...
1:33:19
but what do you think
Khrushchev did to Malenkov?
1:33:21
What do you think
Stalin did to Trotsky?
1:33:24
Is everybody
in this world corrupt?
1:33:26
I don't know everybody.
1:33:27
Maybe we should liquidate
the whole human race...
1:33:29
and start all over again.
1:33:31
Look at it this way, kid.
1:33:32
Any world that can
produce the Taj Mahal...
1:33:35
William Shakespeare,
and striped toothpaste...
1:33:37
can't be all bad.
1:33:40
The trousers,
you can try them on.
1:33:42
Take him with you.
1:33:42
From now on, I fight alone.
1:33:44
It's Piffl against
everybody and everything!
1:33:47
See what I'm up against?
1:33:49
He can't even
remember his own name.
1:33:50
Get back to me...
1:33:52
What do you want... money?
1:33:53
Certainly not.
I will be rich man now.
1:33:55
You remember those
twenty carloads of Swiss cheese?
1:33:57
- What about them?
- I have tremendous scheme.
1:33:59
I will trade them for
twenty carloads of sauerkraut...