1:31:01
So what's wrong, Sarge?
1:31:02
Fellas, you won't
believe this...
1:31:04
but one of them is yellow.
1:31:06
One of them is green.
1:31:08
Take me away!
1:31:16
For the entree, we'll have
venison and hominy grits.
1:31:19
How do I know where you get
hominy grits? Try the Army PX.
1:31:22
For dessert, peaches flambe
a la Hazeltine.
1:31:24
Wine, king-size Coca-Cola
in individual ice buckets.
1:31:27
Table decoration,
the von Droste-Schattenburg...
1:31:29
coat of arms with crossed flags,
German and Confederate.
1:31:32
Music, "Dixie," "Swanee River,"
"Waiting for the Robert E. Lee,"
1:31:34
but not, I repeat not,
"Marching Through Georgia."
1:31:37
You really want to make me
the boss of the bottling plant?
1:31:40
It's a must
so your father-in-law...
1:31:41
won't think you're
just a titled beatnik...
1:31:43
sponging off your wife.
1:31:44
I'm going to like this job.
1:31:45
It's about time you
started to cooperate.
1:31:47
You know what the first thing
is I'm going to do?
1:31:49
I'm going to lead the workers
down there in revolt!
1:31:52
Put your pants on, Spartacus.
1:31:56
Ingeborg, call the airport...
1:31:57
and find out if the 12:00
plane from London is on time.
1:32:00
Yes, Mr. MacNamara.
1:32:11
Soft drink slaves
of the world arise!
1:32:14
Smash those bottles...
1:32:15
pour that syrup
down the sewers...
1:32:17
- Remember me?
- Commissar Peripetchikoff.
1:32:19
Well.
1:32:21
Well is the one thing
I am not.
1:32:22
You are
a Russian commissar?
1:32:23
For the last time,
you have made fool of me!
1:32:26
He fooled me, too.
Listen, Commissar...
1:32:28
you must help me and my wife
get into the Soviet Zone.
1:32:30
There may be a little problem.
1:32:31
Yeah, everybody's
coming this way.
1:32:33
Fifteen hundred people a day.
1:32:35
You want to fight
all that traffic?
1:32:36
I'm a party member,
paid up till December.
1:32:39
They need me there.
I'm a missile scientist.
1:32:41
Ah, that is one field
where we're ahead of America.
1:32:44
In Cape Canaveral,
if missile goes wrong...
1:32:46
they press
special button and pow!
1:32:48
It blows up...
1:32:49
but in Russia,
we have two buttons.
1:32:51
Two buttons!
1:32:52
One to blow up missile,
one to blow up scientist.
1:32:55
What kind of
a commissar are you?
1:32:56
An ex-commissar.
1:32:57
You've defected?
1:32:59
Is old Russian proverb...
go west, young man.