1:30:01
- We're running behind schedule.
- Yes, sir.
1:30:03
Manfred, I'd like to arrange
an intimate little banquet...
1:30:06
the Count and Countess
von Droste-Schattenburg...
1:30:07
honoring his in-laws,
the Wendell P. Hazeltines.
1:30:11
You got a polka-dot dress?
1:30:13
Look, Fräulein, haben Sie
eine tattoo on your, um...
1:30:17
glockenspiel?
1:30:36
Any broads working
in this office?
1:30:37
No, sir. Just me.
1:30:38
Look, Sarge, polka dots.
It fits the description.
1:30:41
- Hey, whose dress is that?
- I don't know.
1:30:43
I never saw it before.
1:30:44
We'd better check it out.
1:30:49
Corporal, I'm relieving
myself of duty.
1:30:51
Better take me back
to the base...
1:30:52
and turn me in
for psychiatric observation.
1:30:54
What's the matter, Sarge?
1:30:55
She's in there, all right.
1:30:56
I saw her...
naked as a jaybird.
1:30:59
Has she got the tattoo
on her chest?
1:31:01
So what's wrong, Sarge?
1:31:02
Fellas, you won't
believe this...
1:31:04
but one of them is yellow.
1:31:06
One of them is green.
1:31:08
Take me away!
1:31:16
For the entree, we'll have
venison and hominy grits.
1:31:19
How do I know where you get
hominy grits? Try the Army PX.
1:31:22
For dessert, peaches flambe
a la Hazeltine.
1:31:24
Wine, king-size Coca-Cola
in individual ice buckets.
1:31:27
Table decoration,
the von Droste-Schattenburg...
1:31:29
coat of arms with crossed flags,
German and Confederate.
1:31:32
Music, "Dixie," "Swanee River,"
"Waiting for the Robert E. Lee,"
1:31:34
but not, I repeat not,
"Marching Through Georgia."
1:31:37
You really want to make me
the boss of the bottling plant?
1:31:40
It's a must
so your father-in-law...
1:31:41
won't think you're
just a titled beatnik...
1:31:43
sponging off your wife.
1:31:44
I'm going to like this job.
1:31:45
It's about time you
started to cooperate.
1:31:47
You know what the first thing
is I'm going to do?
1:31:49
I'm going to lead the workers
down there in revolt!
1:31:52
Put your pants on, Spartacus.
1:31:56
Ingeborg, call the airport...
1:31:57
and find out if the 12:00
plane from London is on time.