1:29:00
- Did I say something wrong?
- Buzz off, will you?
1:29:02
You said there was no story...
1:29:04
and it's getting
better and better.
1:29:05
How much do you want
to forget the whole thing?
1:29:07
You think you can buy
a German newspaperman?
1:29:09
I never tried before.
1:29:10
Maybe in America your
journalists are for sale...
1:29:12
but here in Germany...
1:29:13
The adoption papers.
All signed and notarized.
1:29:17
Herr Oberleutnant.
1:29:19
You two know each other?
1:29:20
- He was my commanding officer.
- In the subway?
1:29:22
After that, when I was drafted.
1:29:23
Aha! Gestapo.
1:29:24
No, no. S.S.
1:29:26
Halten Sie doch
den Mund, Idiot.
1:29:28
Well, Herr Oberleutnant...
1:29:29
is there anything else
I can do for you?
1:29:33
No, thank you.
I have all the facts.
1:29:35
Union between two...
1:29:36
internationally
prominent families...
1:29:38
the Hazeltines and
the von Droste-Schattenburgs.
1:29:39
The social event of the year.
1:29:41
It will be
in the afternoon paper.
1:29:42
It had better be.
1:29:43
- Auf Wiedersehen.
- Sieg heil.
1:29:45
As for you, Schlemmer...
1:29:46
you're back
in the S. S... smaller salary.
1:29:48
Sir, let me explain.
1:29:49
I was only a pastry cook
in the officers' mess.
1:29:52
Ingeborg, I want to speak
to the maitre d' at the Hilton.
1:29:54
I was a very bad pastry cook.
1:29:58
11:00. Where are the hats?
Where are the flowers?
1:30:01
- We're running behind schedule.
- Yes, sir.
1:30:03
Manfred, I'd like to arrange
an intimate little banquet...
1:30:06
the Count and Countess
von Droste-Schattenburg...
1:30:07
honoring his in-laws,
the Wendell P. Hazeltines.
1:30:11
You got a polka-dot dress?
1:30:13
Look, Fräulein, haben Sie
eine tattoo on your, um...
1:30:17
glockenspiel?
1:30:36
Any broads working
in this office?
1:30:37
No, sir. Just me.
1:30:38
Look, Sarge, polka dots.
It fits the description.
1:30:41
- Hey, whose dress is that?
- I don't know.
1:30:43
I never saw it before.
1:30:44
We'd better check it out.
1:30:49
Corporal, I'm relieving
myself of duty.
1:30:51
Better take me back
to the base...
1:30:52
and turn me in
for psychiatric observation.
1:30:54
What's the matter, Sarge?
1:30:55
She's in there, all right.
1:30:56
I saw her...
naked as a jaybird.
1:30:59
Has she got the tattoo
on her chest?