1:40:03
Listen. Queenie, take your broads
to the other side of the room.
1:40:06
- You guys, I want to talk to you.
- Guys over here! Broads over there!
1:40:11
Come on, move it! We ain't got all night.
1:40:14
You guys,
you gotta remember something.
1:40:17
You're not a bunch of bums.
You're a bunch of gents.
1:40:20
Dude, you gotta make 'em stop with the
pistols. They making holes in the lining.
1:40:25
I thought I told you to tell 'em
to leave the rods home.
1:40:28
- Weasel, I told you - no rods!
- No rods. Come on, you guys.
1:40:31
If we don't act like gents, we'll bollix
the whole schmear up tomorrow night.
1:40:36
Now, you all got the speeches
the judge wrote for you.
1:40:39
You know who you are, huh?
I don't have to tell you?
1:40:42
- Who are you, Slops?
- Governor of the State of Utta.
1:40:45
- State of what? No, no. State of Utah.
- Utah, metah...
1:40:49
Look, will you read the speech
the way the judge gave it to you, please?
1:40:53
Don't yak too much. Smile all the time.
That'll get you by anybody, even kings.
1:40:57
Kings, yeah. But these mugs? You smile
at 'em, you get a hand on the knee.
1:41:02
You've had so many hands on your knees,
deary, you wear gloves for stockings.
1:41:06
OK, settle down.
1:41:07
Dude! If any of your he's
make passes at my she's...
1:41:11
- No passes, no passes, no passes!
- You hear that? No passes.
1:41:14
- No passes? Gee, what a party pooper.
- I don't wanna hear no more from you.
1:41:18
Dude, this ain't a good speech
the judge gave me.
1:41:21
- You handicapping speeches now?
- This count's from out of town.
1:41:24
- So what?
- I tell him he's lucky to meet Apple Annie.
1:41:28
You wanna tell him you'll fix him up with
a couple of dames? Just read the speech!
1:41:36
Cheesecake!
1:41:37
Tell 'em to be quiet. Quiet down, guys.
Will you please be quiet!
1:41:42
Why aren't you practising?
1:41:45
- I've been practising. Only...
- Only what?
1:41:47
I'm as good as Louie the Lug is, and
if he's ambassador, I oughta be a king.
1:41:51
Secretary of the interior
is bigger than an ambassador.
1:41:54
I ain't as dumb as you think.
A secretary's a secretary.
1:41:58
All right, all right, brain.
I'll make you the postmaster. All right?