1:41:02
You've had so many hands on your knees,
deary, you wear gloves for stockings.
1:41:06
OK, settle down.
1:41:07
Dude! If any of your he's
make passes at my she's...
1:41:11
- No passes, no passes, no passes!
- You hear that? No passes.
1:41:14
- No passes? Gee, what a party pooper.
- I don't wanna hear no more from you.
1:41:18
Dude, this ain't a good speech
the judge gave me.
1:41:21
- You handicapping speeches now?
- This count's from out of town.
1:41:24
- So what?
- I tell him he's lucky to meet Apple Annie.
1:41:28
You wanna tell him you'll fix him up with
a couple of dames? Just read the speech!
1:41:36
Cheesecake!
1:41:37
Tell 'em to be quiet. Quiet down, guys.
Will you please be quiet!
1:41:42
Why aren't you practising?
1:41:45
- I've been practising. Only...
- Only what?
1:41:47
I'm as good as Louie the Lug is, and
if he's ambassador, I oughta be a king.
1:41:51
Secretary of the interior
is bigger than an ambassador.
1:41:54
I ain't as dumb as you think.
A secretary's a secretary.
1:41:58
All right, all right, brain.
I'll make you the postmaster. All right?
1:42:03
That's more like it. I save stamps.
1:42:05
- Yeah. Judge, you got a new postmaster.
- Check.
1:42:09
Come here, Mex.
1:42:10
Give the speech to him now.
1:42:12
- You're the count.
- I thought I was the governor of Florida.
1:42:16
Will you just please pretend
you're the count for a minute?
1:42:19
Go ahead. Shoot.
1:42:21
Count, Your Honour...
1:42:23
it's a rare... privy...
1:42:27
- privy...
- What are you talking about?
1:42:29
"It's a rare privilege", jackass!
1:42:31
Does it say that? I didn't think I was
supposed to call the count no jackass.
1:42:37
- You're giving me a headache, you guys.
- Me too!
1:42:41
What a bunch of ignoramice. Ignoramice -
that's more than one ignoramouse.
1:42:46
Yeah? You too, huh? Here.
1:42:48
- I'm losing my voice.
- Start practisin'!
1:42:51
- I am charmed to meet you, Count.
- You stink.
1:42:55
Jerk.
1:42:56
No, you don't. All we need now
is a crying drunk.
1:42:59
Give me one good reason to stay sober.