:52:02
the very finest premiere
we have had in Hollywood.
:52:05
Serina only returned to this country
a short time ago,
:52:09
and this will be
her first public appearance tonight...
:52:30
Darling, do you believe
what you're watching?
:52:34
This is the worst piece of junk
and the lousiest performances.
:52:39
Yeah.
:52:48
Excitement runs high here tonight.
:52:50
We're sorry
you couldn't be here in person.
:52:53
This is really Hollywood. What a night!
:52:55
And remember, this telecast...
:52:58
Come on, fellas, let's play cards.
:53:00
... brought to you by the motion
picture industry's best friend,
:53:04
the Defunct Insurance Company
of America.
:53:07
Morty!
:53:09
... live coverage of the most important
happenings in America,
:53:13
such as the bridge championships,
the semi-pro soccer matches
:53:17
and the annual botany show.
:53:19
This is your on-the-spot reporter bidding
you goodbye and good insurance.
:53:27
Darling, a little fan handed me this note.
:53:32
"I hope you don't mind my writing you,
:53:35
"but when I first saw you in person,
:53:37
"that was the day my life was complete."
:53:41
Here's the key, darling.
:53:45
"My life was complete and fulfilled.
:53:48
"And anybody
would love meeting a movie star,
:53:52
"especially one as lovely,
as talented, as great,
:53:57
"as warm, as talented..."