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... brought to you by the motion
picture industry's best friend,
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the Defunct Insurance Company
of America.
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Morty!
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... live coverage of the most important
happenings in America,
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such as the bridge championships,
the semi-pro soccer matches
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and the annual botany show.
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This is your on-the-spot reporter bidding
you goodbye and good insurance.
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Darling, a little fan handed me this note.
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"I hope you don't mind my writing you,
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"but when I first saw you in person,
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"that was the day my life was complete."
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Here's the key, darling.
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"My life was complete and fulfilled.
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"And anybody
would love meeting a movie star,
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"especially one as lovely,
as talented, as great,
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"as warm, as talented..."
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Make yourself a drink, darling.
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I'll get into something
a little more...
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Crazy...
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- You sent for me, TP?
- Come on in.
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- Master...
- Shut up!
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Come on, get over here.
And don't kiss my hands. Sit down.
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- Not in my chair!
- I'm sorry.
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How about this little chair?
I'll sit right here.
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Do you have any idea
how many complaints I've had
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in regard to that village idiot
errand boy of yours?
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- No, sir, but I think...
- You think? With what?
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When's the last time you paid a visit
to that brain of yours? You nitwit.
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- But I...
- But you, my eye.
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Do you realise that that screw-loose
imitation of a human being