Mr. Hobbs Takes a Vacation
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1:01:03
Oh!
1:01:04
Well. Well.
1:01:08
- How about that?
- I always get my hair so wet.

1:01:11
What's he doing, beating your time?
1:01:13
- No. I mean, seriously.
- Oh, now, Rog, let's not go looking for trouble.

1:01:18
Well, that bathing suit's
a pretty powerful weapon.

1:01:20
Well, you're the one
who ought to know, lover boy.

1:01:22
Oh, stop!
1:01:25
We were just
reading War and Peace together.

1:01:28
Oh, you're crazy.
That kid's much too old for me.

1:01:34
Really? Oh, how marvelous!
1:01:38
Look, if you've got to worry
about somebody...

1:01:41
I wish you'd worry
just a little bit about Danny.

1:01:43
Well, I can give it a try.
It's not gonna do any good, I'll tell you that.

1:01:46
- Well, why wouldn't it?
- I don't know.

1:01:48
I was reading in a magazine
a couple days ago.

1:01:50
It said, "There are no juvenile delinquents—
only guilty parents."

1:01:54
- Oh, rot!
- One of these days, Danny's gonna grow up...

1:01:57
hit somebody over the head,
and they're gonna hang us.

1:02:00
Well, never mind
about when he grows up.

1:02:02
What I want to know is, what are we
going to do about him now?

1:02:05
You know, l—
I'd be a much more religious man...

1:02:09
if something just happened
to that darned TV.

1:02:12
Now, it isn't as if I was praying...
1:02:14
for lightning
to strike the whole industry.

1:02:17
It's just this one particular set.
1:02:20
And-And when I think that our son...
1:02:22
is going blind or nutty
or maybe both...

1:02:25
it's—
1:02:28
- It's dead.
- What's dead?

1:02:30
The TV.
1:02:32
I called the man.
He says it's probably a tube.

1:02:35
But he'll have to send
to San Francisco for a new one.

1:02:37
Well, do you know what I think
you both ought to do?

1:02:40
If there's a church open,
I can be ready in five minutes.

1:02:43
No, no, no. The Spatterbox.
1:02:45
Well, now, honey, I'm not gonna
do anything about the Spatterbox...

1:02:48
until I know what it is.
1:02:50
It's a boat, darling. A sailboat.
1:02:52
Only yesterday, Reggie told me that he
can get one for us whenever we want it.

1:02:55
- "Reggie"?
- Or "Reg," as I call him.

1:02:59
- Where'd you see him?
- I had lunch with him.


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