Two for the Seesaw
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:45:00
The head of your old firm
could manage it.

:45:03
If I could ask him. He's about
to become my ex father-in-law.

:45:07
Think it over. We'd like to have you.
:45:10
- Just to be sordid, how much?
- I'm prepared to offer you 10,000 a year.

:45:15
Well, I'm prepared not to accept that.
:45:18
If I'm useful enough to be around full-time,
I should be worth 12.5.

:45:23
It'd take 14 to nail me
so we should be talking around 15.

:45:32
Let's go to the St Regis and have drinks.
:45:35
- Settle down to serious haggling.
- It's only fair to warn you,

:45:39
after a couple of drinks my price goes up.
:45:41
Funny, mine goes down.
:45:46
- Hiya, baby, just got...
- Don't move.

:45:56
Hey, that smells good, what's inside?
Ah, chicken.

:46:00
And salad on the table and potatoes
and wine on the ice.

:46:05
A bargain, 59 cents a bottle.
Must be getting kinda old.

:46:08
- What's so funny?
- You are.

:46:11
- I wanted to tell you...
- Hey, curtains!

:46:14
You think I come here
just to see you?

:46:17
Wait a second. Better with candles.
Cosy, huh?

:46:21
Wonderful. You're turning this
into the showplace of the nation.

:46:24
- What's in the bag?
- Everything's in the bag.

:46:27
- That wire stuff you wanted, Brillo?
- Yes.

:46:31
Dessert. Soya cake. Salt-free,
butter-free, taste-free.

:46:35
- Urgh.
- A present. Me to you.

:46:38
Oh, Jerry, I can't wait to see what's in it.
What's in it?

:46:42
She opens the package from her lover,
thinking it's candy.

:46:46
It's a diamond, torn from the eye
of an idol. She shrieks...

:46:49
- A cake of soap! I need a bath
- Don't you dare.

:46:54
That's Chanel No. 5. $5 a copy.
We'll eat that spoonful by spoonful.


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