Two for the Seesaw
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:46:00
And salad on the table and potatoes
and wine on the ice.

:46:05
A bargain, 59 cents a bottle.
Must be getting kinda old.

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- What's so funny?
- You are.

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- I wanted to tell you...
- Hey, curtains!

:46:14
You think I come here
just to see you?

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Wait a second. Better with candles.
Cosy, huh?

:46:21
Wonderful. You're turning this
into the showplace of the nation.

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- What's in the bag?
- Everything's in the bag.

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- That wire stuff you wanted, Brillo?
- Yes.

:46:31
Dessert. Soya cake. Salt-free,
butter-free, taste-free.

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- Urgh.
- A present. Me to you.

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Oh, Jerry, I can't wait to see what's in it.
What's in it?

:46:42
She opens the package from her lover,
thinking it's candy.

:46:46
It's a diamond, torn from the eye
of an idol. She shrieks...

:46:49
- A cake of soap! I need a bath
- Don't you dare.

:46:54
That's Chanel No. 5. $5 a copy.
We'll eat that spoonful by spoonful.

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I think the nutty one of this twosome
some of us think I am is you!

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- $5 we're not going to eat.
- Oh, yes, we are.

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- Speaking of feasts, how's your stomach?
- I took some Banthine, it went away.

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- Not all of it?
- Think I'm too fat?

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- Good heavens, no.
- Too skinny?

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- You're a sacred vessel of womanhood.
- Sexy as all get-out, huh?

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- Well put.
- You think I'm too sexy? Over-sexed?

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I think you're kind of a mixed-up vessel.
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Calmly considered,
I'd say your bottom was tops.

:47:36
Some vessel. I sound like a shipwreck!
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The chicken'll get burned.
:47:49
I started to tell you,
you're gonna get a long distance call.

:47:53
- From whom?
- Your wife.

:47:58
I talked to her. She asked the operator.

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