1:09:02
lt was something
Mimi might regret in later years.
1:09:05
She never got a chance
to play the palace.
1:09:08
l don't know why l did it.
1:09:10
First, l was angry with him,
and then when he didn't recognize me,
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it was a silly game with a silly accent.
l was getting even.
1:09:16
But then, when he fell for it,
1:09:18
when he actually thought
l was one, that's such an insult.
1:09:21
That's one thing any man
will believe about any woman,
1:09:24
any time, anyplace, anywhere.
And let's keep it like that.
1:09:27
lt's the best thing we have on them
outside of community property.
1:09:31
l suppose l overdid it as far as
the makeup was concerned,
1:09:34
- but l'd never realized men would--
- l got a whiff of that perfume.
1:09:38
Don't put it on any stronger, or the
moose'll be coming out of the swamps.
1:09:43
l suppose l should've told him
the truth right away,
1:09:45
but now he's gonna hate me
for making a fool out of him.
1:09:48
Well, that's no problem.
1:09:51
You're never gonna
see him again, are you?
1:09:55
Here's a man that's insulted you
in every possible way.
1:09:58
First, he thinks you're a boy.
Next, he thinks you're a--
1:10:01
''Filly de joy''?
l don't l know if l pronounced it right,
1:10:05
but that's the way they spell
in the Ladies' Home Journal.
1:10:08
So why would you wanna
meet him again?
1:10:12
l haven't the vaguest idea.
1:10:15
And if l don't see him tomorrow,
l'm gonna slit my throat.
1:10:19
Oh, Lina,
what's the matter with me?
1:10:21
Nothing, baby.
1:10:22
You just defrosted too fast,
and your knees have melted.
1:10:30
''Mimi came out for the second half,
with the score nothing-nothing,
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determined to protect her goal line
against the prince and his team.
1:10:40
Although the playing field
was growing slippery,
1:10:43
she managed to keep her feet,
which, as we all know,
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is half the battle in any sport.
1:10:49
But just before
the whistle blew, she tripped.
1:10:53
And there went the old ball game.''