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''Filly de joy''?
l don't l know if l pronounced it right,
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but that's the way they spell
in the Ladies' Home Journal.
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So why would you wanna
meet him again?
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l haven't the vaguest idea.
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And if l don't see him tomorrow,
l'm gonna slit my throat.
1:10:19
Oh, Lina,
what's the matter with me?
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Nothing, baby.
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You just defrosted too fast,
and your knees have melted.
1:10:30
''Mimi came out for the second half,
with the score nothing-nothing,
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determined to protect her goal line
against the prince and his team.
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Although the playing field
was growing slippery,
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she managed to keep her feet,
which, as we all know,
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is half the battle in any sport.
1:10:49
But just before
the whistle blew, she tripped.
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And there went the old ball game.''
1:11:00
Oh, you'll have to write more
like this one.
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- You'll either get rich or arrested.
- Eat your French dip pastrami.
1:11:06
You know, sometimes l think there's
more good in a dame like that--
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Open, no beating around the bush--
Than a dozen blushing debutantes
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whose fathers see that they
wind up with the highest bidder.
1:11:19
The next day saw the start of one
of those cross-country bicycle races
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the Europeans love.
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l made another date with Mimi and we
covered it together from the press car,
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right through the heart
of the city of Paris.
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lt was a beautiful day for a race,
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but l didn't spend much time
admiring the scenery or the racers.
1:11:36
My charming companion
was telling me the story of her life.
1:11:40
lt made Cleopatra
sound like Mother Machree.
1:11:43
As we rounded the turn
into the Bois de Boulogne,
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Mimi was telling me about
an adventure she had once
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with a foreign millionaire.
On a bicycle.
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lt seems she'd had adventures on
almost everything except a pogo stick.
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Her sense of balance, apparently,
was phenomenal.