Irma la Douce
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:29:03
Of course I meant it, if I said it.
:29:05
And if you say so,
I must've said it, so I meant it.

:29:08
I'm ready.
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But you can't go. What about Nestor,
or whatever his name is?

:29:13
Nestor, Hippolyte, it doesn't matter.
Sooner or later, they give you a bad time.

:29:18
- The brutes.
- So, if you want me to go with you...

:29:21
It's a bit of a sticky wicket.
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If it's in any way awkward,
I don't want to embarrass you.

:29:27
Not at all, my dear. I'd be delighted.
:29:30
It's just that... there's this
ghastly servant problem right now.

:29:36
The castle's overrun with plumbers,
the moat is leaking.

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Besides, I'm a shattered man.
I'd be of no use to you.

:29:47
Are you sure?
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As a matter of fact,
I'm on my way to Zurich now.

:29:52
I wasn't planning to go to England at all.
:29:54
Going to consult
a Swiss doctor, a specialist.

:29:58
But that's a waste of time.
They can't help you.

:30:02
I once knew a specialist,
used to send his patients to me.

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- To you?
- The tough cases.

:30:07
Poor guys. Thought they'd run out of gas,
but they were just stalled.

:30:10
- All they needed was a little push.
- A push.

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I mean, mentally.
To stimulate their imagination.

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- It's all up here, you know.
- I wish it were.

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I had one patient given up as hopeless...
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...until I started telling him
about the South Seas.

:30:25
The South Seas? What a curious gambit.
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It worked.
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- Lie down.
- I beg your pardon?

:30:35
Stretch out, relax.
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Close your eyes. I mean, your eye.
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- No tricks now.
- I promise.

:30:51
You're in Tahiti. All right?
:30:54
Tahiti? Yes, I've been there
with Captain Bligh.

:30:58
Mutiny on the Bounty! Ha-ha!

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