1:01:04
Hello, Uncle. Lookin' for a little fun?
1:01:07
- Quite.
- Am I your type?
1:01:09
Not quite. Cheerio, old chip.
1:01:12
- Got the time, mister?
- Indeed, but not the inclination.
1:01:19
- Good show.
- Anything I can do for you?
1:01:22
No, thank you. Just browsing.
1:01:32
I say, there, would you call
that a miniature or a toy?
1:01:35
That's not a toy. That's a real live dog.
1:01:38
- I have a dog myself.
- A poodle?
1:01:41
No. The hound of the Baskervilles.
Magnificent beast.
1:01:46
- But then again, so are you.
- You must be British.
1:01:49
Terribly so. Rolls-Royce, you know,
Oxford, Coldcream Guards.
1:01:54
Tell me, are you booked?
1:01:57
- No.
- In that case... I mean, would you?
1:02:00
- That is, could we?
- Why not?
1:02:27
- What did you say your name was?
- Irma. They call me Irma la Douce.
1:02:31
Well, if you don't mind, Miss la Douce,
I'd rather not introduce myself.
1:02:36
- I don't mind.
- In my situation a man must be discreet.
1:02:38
- You may call me... Lord X.
- Lord X. Sure.
1:02:43
No, no, no, no, no, my dear,
that shan't be necessary.
1:02:46
What's the matter?
1:02:49
All I really want is
a bit of companionship...
1:02:52
...a shoulder to cry on,
a smile to lean against.