1:53:02
Oh, come on, Irma, you can do
better than that. Is that seat taken?
1:53:06
- Yes.
- Café au lait and a croissant.
1:53:12
That aunt, could it be she has a beard and
an eye patch and her name is Lord X?
1:53:19
If that's who you're waiting for,
he's not gonna show up.
1:53:22
Can't I sit here without
being annoyed by riffraff?
1:53:24
We get all kinds. Just a while ago,
we had a real live English lord in here.
1:53:29
- He was here?
- Left about an hour ago.
1:53:31
- Did he say where he was going?
- No. No message, no nothing.
1:53:36
I saw him walkin' down
the street toward the river.
1:53:38
But we have a date here.
1:53:40
Maybe he forgot.
Maybe he changed his mind.
1:53:45
He'll come for me. He's a gentleman.
1:53:47
Gentleman? Don't make me laugh.
1:53:51
- You know nothing about men.
- I know nothing about men?
1:53:55
And you know why?
Because you've been with too many.
1:53:58
- Thanks a lot.
- You think you're such an expert on love.
1:54:01
You can't even tell
when somebody loves you!
1:54:04
- Like who?
- Like me.
1:54:05
Like hell. You only love
that 500 francs twice a week.
1:54:10
What do I have to do to prove it to you?
1:54:26
Nestor Patou, I arrest you
for the murder of Lord X.
1:54:30
- What? The murder of who?
- You recognise these clothes?
1:54:36
That's his umbrella and his eye patch
and his solitaire card.
1:54:41
- Thank you.
- Where's the lord?
1:54:43
- At the bottom of the Seine.
- Oh, no!
1:54:45
That's a lot of nonsense.
There is no Lord X.
1:54:48
Of course there isn't,
because you killed him.
1:54:50
I saw the whole thing.
He beat him up, stole his wallet...
1:54:54
...threw his body in the river.
1:54:57
Oh!
1:54:58
Irma, I... Wait a minute.
Moustache, tell 'em.