1:54:01
You can't even tell
when somebody loves you!
1:54:04
- Like who?
- Like me.
1:54:05
Like hell. You only love
that 500 francs twice a week.
1:54:10
What do I have to do to prove it to you?
1:54:26
Nestor Patou, I arrest you
for the murder of Lord X.
1:54:30
- What? The murder of who?
- You recognise these clothes?
1:54:36
That's his umbrella and his eye patch
and his solitaire card.
1:54:41
- Thank you.
- Where's the lord?
1:54:43
- At the bottom of the Seine.
- Oh, no!
1:54:45
That's a lot of nonsense.
There is no Lord X.
1:54:48
Of course there isn't,
because you killed him.
1:54:50
I saw the whole thing.
He beat him up, stole his wallet...
1:54:54
...threw his body in the river.
1:54:57
Oh!
1:54:58
Irma, I... Wait a minute.
Moustache, tell 'em.
1:55:01
Yes, that's the lord's!
1:55:04
- Oh, he was such a sweet man!
- The old, familiar pattern.
1:55:08
Policeman turns dishonest, becomes
a mac and finally winds up as a murderer.
1:55:12
- It's an open and shut case.
- Well, you'll just have to reopen it.
1:55:16
- Moustache can prove...
- Shh.
1:55:18
My client has nothing more to say.
1:55:20
- Your client?
- I have a law degree from Grenoble.
1:55:23
Used to be one of the leading criminal
attorneys before I was disbarred.
1:55:27
- But that's another story.
- Put the handcuffs on him.
1:55:30
Just a moment. The accused has
a right to confer with his lawyer.
1:55:37
What are you trying to do?
Why not just tell 'em the truth?
1:55:39
- The truth? That's dynamite.
- But I'm innocent.
1:55:42
The jails are full of innocent people
because they told the truth.
1:55:46
You couldn't have killed Lord X
because you were Lord X...
1:55:49
...only you weren't Lord X,
you were a mac.
1:55:51
Only you weren't a mac,
you worked in the market...
1:55:54
...to pay for making love
to your own girl...
1:55:57
...whom you could have made love to
for free, except you were too tired...