:30:00
Higgins, I'm interested.
:30:02
What about your boast...
:30:03
...you could pass her off as a duchess
at the Embassy Ball?
:30:06
I'll say you're the greatest teacher alive
if you do that.
:30:09
I'll bet you all the expenses
of the experiment that you can't do it.
:30:13
I'll even pay for the lessons.
:30:15
You're real good. Thank ye, Capt'n.
:30:19
It's almost irresistible.
:30:23
She's so deliciously low.
:30:26
So horribly dirty.
:30:27
I ain't dirty! I washed my face an' hands
before I come, I did.
:30:31
I'll take it. I'll make a duchess
of this draggle-tailed guttersnipe.
:30:35
We'll start today. This moment.
Take her away and clean her.
:30:38
Sandpaper, if it won't come off.
Is there a fire in the kitchen?
:30:42
Take her clothes off and burn them
and order some new ones.
:30:45
Just wrap her in brown paper
till they come.
:30:48
You're no gentleman, you're not,
to talk o' such things.
:30:51
I'm a good girl, I am.
:30:53
And I know what the likes of you are, I do.
:30:56
We want none of your slum prudery here,
young woman.
:30:59
You've got to learn to behave
like a duchess.
:31:02
Take her away, Mrs. Pearce.
If she gives you any trouble, wallop her.
:31:05
I'll call the police, I will.
:31:07
I've got no place to put her.
:31:09
Well, put her in the dustbin.
:31:11
Come, Higgins, be reasonable.
:31:13
You must be reasonable,
Mr. Higgins, you must.
:31:16
You can't walk over everybody like this.
:31:21
I?
:31:23
Walk over everybody?
:31:24
My dear Mrs. Pearce, my dear Pickering,
I had no intention of walking over anybody.
:31:29
I merely suggested we should be kind
to this poor girl.
:31:32
I didn't express myself clearly
because I didn't wish to hurt her delicacy...
:31:36
...or yours.
:31:38
But, sir, you can't take a girl up like that...
:31:41
...as if you were picking up
a pebble on the beach.
:31:43
Why not?
:31:45
Why not? But you don't know
anything about her.
:31:47
What about her parents?
She may be married.
:31:50
Garn!
:31:52
There. As the girl
very properly says, "garn!"
:31:56
Who'd marry me?
:31:59
By George, Eliza...