1:00:02
"After such a triumph at the ball
1:00:05
"What could have depressed her?
1:00:07
"What could have possessed her?
I cannot understand the wretch at all"
1:00:13
Higgins, I have an old school chum
at the Home Office. Perhaps he could help.
1:00:17
Think I'll give him a ring.
1:00:20
Whitehall: 7244, please.
1:00:25
"Women are irrational
That's all there is to that
1:00:28
"Their heads are full of
Cotton, hay and rags
1:00:31
"They're nothing but exasperating
Irritating, vacillating, calculating
1:00:34
"Agitating, maddening
And infuriating hags"
1:00:39
I want to speak
to Mr. Brewster Budgin, please.
1:00:42
Yes, I'll wait.
1:00:49
Pickering, why can't a woman
be more like a man?
1:00:54
I beg your pardon?
1:00:55
Yes, why can't a woman
be more like a man?
1:00:59
"Men are so honest, so thoroughly square
1:01:02
"Eternally noble, historically fair
1:01:06
"Who, when you win
Will always give your back a pat?
1:01:09
"Why can't a woman be like that?
1:01:12
"Why does every one do
What the others do?
1:01:16
"Can't a woman learn to use her head?
1:01:19
"Why do they do everything
Their mothers do?
1:01:22
"Why don't they grow up
Well, like their father instead?
1:01:25
"Why can't a woman take after a man?
1:01:28
"Men are so pleasant, so easy to please
1:01:31
"Whenever you're with them
You're always at ease
1:01:35
"Would you be slighted
If I didn't speak for hours?
1:01:38
"Would you be livid
If I had a drink or two?
1:01:41
"Would you be wounded
If I never sent you flowers?
1:01:44
"Well, why can't a woman be like you?
1:01:48
"One man in a million may shout a bit
1:01:51
"Now and then
There's one with slight defects
1:01:54
"One perhaps whose truthfulness
You doubt a bit
1:01:57
"But by and large
We are a marvelous sex