1:01:02
"Eternally noble, historically fair
1:01:06
"Who, when you win
Will always give your back a pat?
1:01:09
"Why can't a woman be like that?
1:01:12
"Why does every one do
What the others do?
1:01:16
"Can't a woman learn to use her head?
1:01:19
"Why do they do everything
Their mothers do?
1:01:22
"Why don't they grow up
Well, like their father instead?
1:01:25
"Why can't a woman take after a man?
1:01:28
"Men are so pleasant, so easy to please
1:01:31
"Whenever you're with them
You're always at ease
1:01:35
"Would you be slighted
If I didn't speak for hours?
1:01:38
"Would you be livid
If I had a drink or two?
1:01:41
"Would you be wounded
If I never sent you flowers?
1:01:44
"Well, why can't a woman be like you?
1:01:48
"One man in a million may shout a bit
1:01:51
"Now and then
There's one with slight defects
1:01:54
"One perhaps whose truthfulness
You doubt a bit
1:01:57
"But by and large
We are a marvelous sex
1:02:01
"Why can't a woman take after a man?
1:02:04
"Cause men are so friendly
Good-natured and kind
1:02:07
"A better companion
You never will find
1:02:10
"If I were hours late for dinner
Would you bellow?
1:02:13
"If I forgot your silly birthday
Would you fuss?
1:02:16
"Would you complain
If I took out another fellow?
1:02:19
"Well, why can't a woman be like us?"
1:02:26
Is Mr. Brewster Budgin there?
1:02:28
Bruzzie, you'll never guess who this is.
1:02:33
You're quite right, it is. Good heavens.
By George, what a memory.
1:02:38
How are you, Bruzzie?
Nice to hear your voice.
1:02:42
What? You don't say.
Has it really been 30 years, Bruzzie?
1:02:45
Right. Yes, oceans of water.
1:02:46
Listen, Bruzzie, I'll tell you why I rang up.
1:02:49
Something rather unpleasant
has happened. Could I come and see you?
1:02:52
I could, yes. Now, straight away?
1:02:54
Right. Good. Thank you.
1:02:56
Goodbye, Bruzzie. Thank you very much.