1:02:01
"Why can't a woman take after a man?
1:02:04
"Cause men are so friendly
Good-natured and kind
1:02:07
"A better companion
You never will find
1:02:10
"If I were hours late for dinner
Would you bellow?
1:02:13
"If I forgot your silly birthday
Would you fuss?
1:02:16
"Would you complain
If I took out another fellow?
1:02:19
"Well, why can't a woman be like us?"
1:02:26
Is Mr. Brewster Budgin there?
1:02:28
Bruzzie, you'll never guess who this is.
1:02:33
You're quite right, it is. Good heavens.
By George, what a memory.
1:02:38
How are you, Bruzzie?
Nice to hear your voice.
1:02:42
What? You don't say.
Has it really been 30 years, Bruzzie?
1:02:45
Right. Yes, oceans of water.
1:02:46
Listen, Bruzzie, I'll tell you why I rang up.
1:02:49
Something rather unpleasant
has happened. Could I come and see you?
1:02:52
I could, yes. Now, straight away?
1:02:54
Right. Good. Thank you.
1:02:56
Goodbye, Bruzzie. Thank you very much.
1:03:05
Mrs. Pearce, I'm going along
to the Home Office.
1:03:08
I do hope you find her, Colonel Pickering.
1:03:10
Mr. Higgins will miss her.
1:03:12
Mr. Higgins will miss her, eh?
Blast Mr. Higgins, I'll miss her!
1:03:27
- Mrs. Pearce?
- Yes, sir.
1:03:30
Where's the Colonel?
1:03:31
He's gone to the Home Office, sir.
1:03:34
There you are. I'm disturbed and he runs
for help. Now there's a good fellow.
1:03:40
Mrs. Pearce, you're a woman.
1:03:44
"Why can't a woman be more like a man?
1:03:47
"Men are so decent
Such regular chaps
1:03:51
"Ready to help you
Through any mishaps
1:03:54
"Ready to buck you up
Whenever you are glum
1:03:57
"Why can't a woman be a chum?