Send Me No Flowers
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:09:00
It's probably nothing serious.
- But you just had one 2 weeks ago!

:09:05
In 2 weeks a body can turn on you.
Just like that.

:09:09
While it's turning, eat breakfast.
- Not until Ralph looks me over.

:09:13
At least have a piece of toast.
It won't show up in the X-ray.

:09:18
It's roughage.
- I don't know why I bother to cook.

:09:23
Well, maybe one piece of toast.
:09:32
Have I got something to tell you!
Guess what.

:09:38
The Bullards are getting a divorce.
:09:41
The Bullards?
- The milkman told me. - Who are they?

:09:45
They live on the next block.
I don't know them,

:09:49
but I expected it.
:09:52
You did? Although you don't know them?
:09:55
I know all about them.
Marjorie told me at bridge.

:10:00
That poor thing! There must be
really something wrong with him.

:10:05
How do you know? Maybe
there's something wrong with her.

:10:08
Oh, no. She's very nice.
I met her at the supermarket.

:10:14
She may be nice at the supermarket,
but not nice at home.

:10:19
You know... - No butter!
It's loaded with cholesterol.

:10:24
2 years ago you'd never heard
of cholesterol. Now it's a big thing!

:10:29
Laugh if you want, but men my age
are dropping like flies!

:10:34
Do you read the obituary page?
It's enough to scare you to death.

:10:38
Then why do you read it?
- Should I bury my head in the sand?

:10:42
No. But why do you think you have
every disease you hear about?

:10:47
What do you mean by that?
:10:50
Come on! Remember
when they operated on Whitey Ford?

:10:55
You thought
you had bone chips in your elbow.

:10:59
There definitely was pain there.

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