Send Me No Flowers
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:10:00
That poor thing! There must be
really something wrong with him.

:10:05
How do you know? Maybe
there's something wrong with her.

:10:08
Oh, no. She's very nice.
I met her at the supermarket.

:10:14
She may be nice at the supermarket,
but not nice at home.

:10:19
You know... - No butter!
It's loaded with cholesterol.

:10:24
2 years ago you'd never heard
of cholesterol. Now it's a big thing!

:10:29
Laugh if you want, but men my age
are dropping like flies!

:10:34
Do you read the obituary page?
It's enough to scare you to death.

:10:38
Then why do you read it?
- Should I bury my head in the sand?

:10:42
No. But why do you think you have
every disease you hear about?

:10:47
What do you mean by that?
:10:50
Come on! Remember
when they operated on Whitey Ford?

:10:55
You thought
you had bone chips in your elbow.

:10:59
There definitely was pain there.
:11:04
Your hypochondria's showing.
:11:07
I am not a hypochondriac.
Listen,

:11:11
someday when I'm lying in hospital,
then you'll change your tune.

:11:18
You better hurry,
you'll miss your train. Bye!

:11:23
What's today?
- Friday.

:11:26
Maybe I better cancel lunch
with Winston Burr, the way I feel...

:11:32
Darling,
I think you could risk a cup of tea.

:11:39
I don't suppose a cup of weak tea
would hurt me, whatever's wrong.

:11:48
Your call to Mrs. Bullard, Mr. Burr.
- Thank you. - Bullard?

:11:52
Is she the one getting a divorce?
- Yeah. How did you know?

:11:56
We have the same milkman.
- Watch this,

:11:59
the Winston Burr patented procedure
for potential divorcees:


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